Something that is going to make someone want to read it twice....Don't give stupid answers please.....
2006-12-05 12:29:36 · 7 answers · asked by Miss MotoX 2 in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
It can be any genre as well...dont hold back....sexual, rude, it just has to be good!!!!
2006-12-05 12:31:26 · update #1
Some of my personal favorites:
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
My guitar wants to kill your mama.
-Frank Zappa
The other day my daughter told me to "Grow up!",
but she's the one with a safety pin in her navel.
-Redfox
It felt like a six hundred pound gopher, going forty-five miles an hour.
-baseball guy at the World Series referring to the Loma Prieta earthquake
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life
that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
-Kurt Vonnegut
You're so mother humping odd that I can't take my eyes off you.
-Saturday Night Live
If you lock the demons in the basement, they are going to blow up the house
-Chuck Cassimano, aka. Bob Sakimano
2006-12-05 12:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by arcaemous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?
Something that is going to make someone want to read it twice....Don't give stupid answers please.....
2015-08-20 15:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by Zada 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've Put "Santa So Stole My Cookie Idea" IT's Great
2006-12-05 12:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by Me!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try "I'm cheap, and can't maintain friends offline so i'm joining this for the hype it has"
2006-12-05 12:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by speedie_33 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life's a box of chocolates--you never know what you are gonna get!
2006-12-05 12:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by MthrNatures_Son 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Right side up is upside down's right side up.
2006-12-05 12:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by Buckdog06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
save water, bath with a friend
its funny, witty , and cute
2006-12-05 12:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like life sux, get a straw
and the life and puppies one is hilarious!
and killing for peace is like screwing for virginity
2006-12-05 12:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It is impossible to bite your nose"
"Ur mom said what?"
"Lifes a ***** and its always having puppies.
2006-12-05 12:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋