OK...a little lizard is walking through the jungle. He suddenly hears someone calling to him, he looks up and sees a monkey high up in the tree smoking a joint. The monkey says, come up and join me my little reptilian friend so the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke the joint. After a while the lizard gets thirsty and tells the monkey hes going to get some water to drink. he makes it to the bank of the river and passes out. A large crocodile sees him and swims over and wakes the little lizard up and asks him whats wrong. the Lil lizard tells him about the monkey high in the tree with the joint so the crocodile says, "I've got to see this for myself" so off he goes into the jungle to find the monkey. He sees the monkey still up in the tree all stoned and calls to him...hey monkey...the monkey looks down and says " Holy ****, how much water did you drink"?
2006-12-05 12:08:41 · 23 answers · asked by cereal_killer034 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
who cares about the other ones, hell, i liked it
2006-12-05 12:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by Cherie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are stoned, it will be a great joke. Otherwise...you better have a heck of a delivery to soup that joke up.
2006-12-05 20:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by drumnbassfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-05 20:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA thats a good one! Very funny, I didnt see it coming at all.
2006-12-05 20:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before and yes i thought it was very funny LOL
2006-12-05 20:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mindy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny.that monkey must be really high!
2006-12-05 20:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by 2cute2handle♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hecka cute
2006-12-05 20:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dat was perty funny
2006-12-05 20:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by juggums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really
2006-12-05 20:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a few minutes, but yeah that is really funny!LOL!!!
2006-12-05 20:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by stephhh. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋