2006-12-05 10:05:37 · 13 answers · asked by jmk_jenmarie 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Heard at the Doctor's office where I work: An old woman (at least in her 80's) coming out of a waiting room being helped by her daughter and son in law. They asked her if she wanted to go to a certain restaurant for lunch and she exclaimed, "Dammit you know I can't eat that ****!".
I thought I was going to die laughing. I had to go into the janitor's closet to muffle the sound.
2006-12-05 10:08:38 · answer #1 · answered by americandream1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work in a department store and this lady called me and asked if she had this coupon if she could use it to buy something through the catalog department if it said that it couldn't be used for catalog purchuces and if that was for real? I'm like, "So it says on the coupon you can't use it in the catalog department?" she said yes and I replyed with then you can't use that coupon in the catalog department. She said ok and then hung up on me.
Then some time later this lady came up to me and was like, "I lost my pen! It's my favorite pen and it costed a lot of money and it is a really nice pen! It's very fancy!
I don't know where I lost it. I could of lost it in the fitting room or the bathroom or maybe I lost it over here. I could of lost it over there too." I'm like, "oh well I'll help you look of it." And I got two other workers to look for this "fancy pen." And we're all looking and I see and pen on the floor and I hold it up and I say, "I don't know if this is it, but I found a pen!" My boss is like, "No that's not it." The customer came running over, "oh that's it! That's my pen! Oh you've found it! Thank you so much!" Then she takes it from my hand and runs away to go tell her friend she found her pen. My boss, a co-worker, and I laugh and shook our heads. The "fancy" pen was a perscription pen for Lamasole and had little toe fugus mosters on it! You can't buy pens like that so she had to of stole it from a clinic. Here we were thinking a pen that was engraved and had gold
and a diomand on it or something. Nope it had fugus monsters on it. My boss was like, "Oh that pen had to of written really good!"
2006-12-05 18:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by Angelica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People were lining up in the Wal Mart parking lot at lunchtime today, waiting for their chance at 3am to buy the new blah blah game system. It is supposed to be in the 20's tonight. I guess they will be cold.
2006-12-05 18:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Ara57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at my college some girl was walking up the stairs and fell down a few. This really really DUMB girl in my sociology class said "OMG are you okay, that is like SOOO embarrasing!" real loudly....and the girl just gave her a dirty look. I usually can hold my composure for as long as i need to, but this time i had to laugh!
2006-12-05 18:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got an e-mail from a friend about an old man and his wife getting kicked out of Walmart because he was doing all kinds of stupid things cuz he was bored waiting for his wife. (like taking all of the boxes of condoms off the shelf and putting them in people's carts without them seeing.)
2006-12-05 18:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush's new nominee,Gates, said that the war in Iraq is unwinnable.
2006-12-05 18:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That my avitar has a spirit my friend can down in one go :o)
2006-12-05 18:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friend goes running after me and then trips on air!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH! My reaction... I started singing "I believe I can fly."
HAHAHHA- good times <3
2006-12-05 18:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Racccchel. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked my 3year old grandson what size his shoes were....reply...ummmm the same size as me feet.....
2006-12-05 18:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by shasha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything my co-workers said.
2006-12-05 18:13:00 · answer #10 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋