whats the best ecsusese to get out of school or class?

Answer 1

stay in school since you suck at spelling the word EXCUSE

or just down Ipecac Syrup. It's used to make a person vomit when they ingested poison.

Answer 2

You are the CEO of a large corporation, you have to be excused from gym class to attend an important board meeting. You get your secretary to write the note on company stationary. It would work.

Answer 3

Tell them that your dog ate your kidney. This will give you a few weeks out of school/class seeing as though you would need a kidney transplant. Also point out it is not your fault, your stupid little brother named your dog Hanibal.

Answer 4

You died and have to attend the funeral.
What ? You plan on being a welfare leach ?
Get to class and stay there until you can get a real job.

Answer 5

well if u are trying to skip class what is the point of going to school if you don't participate? just what r u gonna do when it is time to graduate and you want to go to collage? huh, what is gonna happen then?

Answer 6

Michael,
You should not be trying to skip school; you can't afford to miss, especially your vocabulary and English grammar classes.
Do it for yourself; you'll be glad you did.

Answer 7

Testicular torsion.

Answer 8

That you are too stupid to want an education
That you would rather be a loser than to graduate\
Try those two..

Answer 9

say that u are sik and wen u go to the nurse and wen she takes ur temp put apenny under ur tonuge it works every time

Answer 10

Stomach virus, diarreah and vomitting