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A man came from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course
she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Bill went
to her again, and said "Honey, now I only have 18
hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Doreen agreed and again they made love.
Later, Bill was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey?
Please?
Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she
rolled over and fell asleep.
Bill, however, heard the clock ticking in his head; he tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the
shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could
we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Bill, I
have to get up in the morning! You don't"

2006-12-05 07:51:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

7 answers

I would have enjoyed the joke if you had not put the sexist "are women insensitive?" question above it.

2006-12-05 07:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by ana_is_a_cat 4 · 1 1

Excellent lol.

2006-12-05 07:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1 0

Chicks hey ?

2006-12-05 09:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha, excellent, well done.

2006-12-05 08:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Loved it!!!

2006-12-05 07:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by koolkatt 4 · 1 0

hahahaaaa.......stupid!!!!

2006-12-05 07:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Simply_Me 3 · 1 0

lol!

2006-12-05 07:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 1 0

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