A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation,
She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
Home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this!!!)
God replied,
"I didn't recognize you."
2006-12-05 07:37:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hahahahaha! love it! x
2006-12-05 07:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont think that this cold ever happen and god is not shallow. God knows us from when we are as small as a grain of salt and knows every hair on our head and he knows the day that you are born he then knows the day you will die and i belive that it will stay the same for god has a plan that we may not understand but we live it every day! and for that petty stuff like this is just silly!
2006-12-05 15:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a bloody good one lol!
Yeah it could,why not?After you have done so many operations even your own mother wouldn't recognize you.
2006-12-05 15:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by Raven 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good joke..... but dont really think that God wouldn't recognize her after all that work... :o)
2006-12-05 15:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe the downside of plastic surgery... you'll will get killed by an ambulance lol
2006-12-05 15:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. God doesn't see you just on appearance + God is seperate from time anyways.
funny joke though.
2006-12-05 16:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by andys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you r serious rnt you? no. it would not happen cause God knows us inside and out.disguise or not .younger or older.it does not matter He would have known her.cute joke though.
2006-12-05 15:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by birdlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An absolute classic. I love it.
2006-12-07 19:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by manc1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont give up the day job.
2006-12-05 16:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone is entitled to make mistakes!!!
2006-12-05 15:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by zoezeph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I don't believe in "God" and isn't this "God" not be so niave?
2006-12-08 16:28:29 · answer #11 · answered by iamthesuperior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋