......would would you say/do?
2006-12-05 06:49:46 · 33 answers · asked by Dz Nutz 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
I tell him to get on his knees and start suc---.
2006-12-05 06:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by It's Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would hit him with something hard- in a high place and a low place. Then tie him up and call the FBI. While waiting for them to show up, I would give BL multiple burns and paper cuts.
On second thought, I might contact the families of 9/11 victims and let them have a shot before contacting the FBI.
2006-12-05 06:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yank on his beard.
Poke him in the eyes.
Feed him hot chilis.
Make him swim with stingrays.
Light matches between his toes (like in Bugs Bunny).
Give him a free ride to the local Army base, but not let him pick the radio station.
2006-12-05 06:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by mr_mumbles_nyc 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He is worth 25 million dollars, so I would turn him in to the CIA. But I have to admit I would be surprised if he made it to my door without getting shot a few times.
2006-12-05 17:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Troy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd say, "hold on just a second,the phone is ringing",I'd return in about 15 seconds with my S&W 357 and shoot him in the face,then empty it in his dead azz! Then I'd drag him in,go to the phone,call the FBI and tell them to send my check for the reward! Hurry Osama,I need Christmas cash!!
2006-12-05 06:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put a deerslug right between his headlights and collect the bounty, which I'd donate to the American Legion and the VFW.
2006-12-05 08:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey, bin laden, check out Dz Nutz!
2006-12-05 06:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by Jon C 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll invite him in. Offer him some steak or a good old fashion carne asada. Sit down with him, talk to him..gain his trust...give him a beer. Then say to him, would you excuse me for a second i need to check on something. Walk out...grab my fiancee's gun then calmly walk right back out and say in a sweet voice, Ok I'm back. then blast off his kneecap then....shoot him.
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2006-12-05 06:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by Faye 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come in Bin, I have a nice cup of arsenic here for you, oh...you can't speak English, just drink then.
2006-12-05 06:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Bob P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blow out his kneecaps with my 12 ga, throw him in the back of my pickup truck, and drive his azz to NYC and throw him in the pit. After that, it would be up to you new yorkers, but I'm pretty sure you would take care of business.
2006-12-05 06:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by boonietech 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Torture him for a few days and then collect my $25 million reward.
2006-12-05 06:52:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋