Some teenagers (a boy and a girl) are swimming in the ocean at night and sees a fin in the water and a boat up ahead....they start freaking out thinking it's a shark and start swimming frantically to the boat and screaming out for help. The man on the boat can't hear her because he has his radio on and the motor is too loud, as she starts for the boat she gets pulled under by an undertow and manages to get free after a minute and when she comes back up from the water her hair gets caught in the perpeller and tangles around and she drowns...the boy finally gets the mans attention and gets pulled onto the boat and pulls his dead friend aboard crying hysterically. The man asked what the panic was about and he pointed at the fin which turned out to be a dolphin. The boy is crying and running on the boat and slips on fish guts and landed on a meat hook on the boat and the man panics and gets close to the edge of the boat and sliped and a shark ate him. lol...I dunno, I suck at stories! ;)
2006-12-05 06:49:43
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answered by dazed*n*confused 5
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While walking down a busy sidewalk, a man happens to spot a fiver. Anxious to grab the bill before anyone else, the man stops dead in his tracks and bends over, groping for the bill amongst the feet of bussling passersby. The woman walking behind him is not paying attention and runs right into the man. In an attempt to keep from falling over, the man grabs the leg of a gentleman walking by. Completely startled, the gentleman jumps up and throws his arms in the air. This attracts the attention of a cab car driving by. The cab car driver immediately swerves through traffic to get to the curb where the gentleman is waving his arms. This causes the delivery truck that the cab car driver pulled in front of to slam on his brakes and angrily honk his horn. The city sewer worker in the manhole in the street quickly looks up to see what the action is. This startles the motorist on the other side of the street and causes him to lose attention to the road. The motorist promptly drives off the road and slams into a lamp post. The impact breaks the lamp post in half, which then collapses in the road. The sound of the impact plus the collapsing lamp post startles the piano mover on the sidewalk hoisting a piano to the top floor of the residential building. This start causes him to lose his grip on the rope holding the piano, which in turn smashes to the sidewalk directly in front of an elderly woman walking home from the grocery store. The elderly woman clutches her chest, has a heart attack and expires the next moment.
2006-12-05 07:22:56
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answered by Freddy Finger 3
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A man sits down to clean his gun. He takes out the shot gun shells and puts them on a shelf above the fire place. He goes to sit down and trips on the gun he set down in front of the chair. The gun goes flying from underneath him and he topples over the chair knocking it over. The chair hits the the tv stand and the tv falls to the floor sending shards of large glass accross the room hitting one of the shells. The shell falls over causing the others to go down with it and they land on the floor in front of the fireplace. In all the commotion the mans pet dog gets excited and starts barking and running around, and ends up pushing several of the shells into the fireplace with his paws, and tail. The man tries to get up, but falls over the dog, and his face lands right in front of the fire place just as the fire causes a shell to shoot off, blowing out his eyes. He starts to scream in shock and agony, as he tries to stand up, but the sound is drowned out by the other shells exploding in the fire place sending sparks throughout the room. he gets a grip on the edge of the fireplace and somehow pulls himself up, still screaming with the searing pain.The room catches fire quickly, but he cant see to get out. The flames spread through the kitchen and hits the gas stove causing it to blow, and the skillet on the stove goes flying through the kitchen door, and into the living room smacking the the man right in the throat breaking his neck, and killing him.
2006-12-05 07:03:00
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answered by Anonymous
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An insane man decides to assassinate a director based on Michael Bay. The man announces this on the internet and explains the details. The only one who took it seriously; the director. Being a war veteran, he decided to perform a citizen's arrest on the night of the assassination. The man arrives to torch the director's home only to find the director there. The director shoots the man in the leg, accidentally creating an explosion that killed the men.
2016-07-29 03:58:47
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answered by Q 1
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guy goes to library picks up book not what he needs reshelves it and book on other side falls to floor another guy comes along trips on it knocks over book shelves they fall on other guy trapping him and statue of george washington bust falls off shelf behind him and smashes head hows that?
2006-12-05 07:00:59
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answered by angelique1975 2
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a person asks a dumb question..the reader reads it and sets their computer on fire out of sheer frustration.....keep in mind the reader lives near the local bomb plant....blows up the whole city all in an effort to kill off the person asking this question...just kidding
2006-12-05 06:52:52
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answered by kimbersweet 5
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in a class... they should have done that cuz its typical... everybody is listening to the teacher when a student is called to the board, he has his shoes untied and he gets stuck in the furnace next to the window, falls out and hangs himself...
2006-12-05 07:02:23
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answered by Ge 2
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Yes, bore them to death by making them watch the making of Final Destination.
2006-12-05 07:00:38
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answered by brodie917 3
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A man get his head chop off by a sword.
2006-12-05 06:37:25
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answered by SWORD LI 4
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