-----A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine .."
" What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
" Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine now ."
" Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand ?"
" We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, and got into a sword
fight my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really
.."
" What about that eye patch ?"
" Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
up, and one of them sh#t in my eye ."
" You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just
from bird sh#t ."
" It was my first day with the hook"
2006-12-05 05:53:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Its a friggin Pirate joke. Unless you specifiy that the pirate is a blond, then not a chance in hell its a blonde joke.
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2006-12-05 06:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but let's not upset the blondes they may want a public apoligy
2006-12-05 06:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by jessedakota 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that was great. Thanx's !
2006-12-05 05:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by DJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't get the blond bit... oh right dumb blondes,right?
2006-12-05 06:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by milopoo2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one....
2006-12-05 05:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by Highbeam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. this is funny......................talk about getting used to it............
2006-12-05 05:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...freakin' luv it .....
2006-12-05 06:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by krnsspott 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋