my family and i were on the road during dec. a few years ago and a song came on the radio and we've been tring to find out what song it was ever sence it was a funny song about a bad kid who said he wasn't going to "get anything for christmas bc he was bad little boy" we have no idea the name of this song or who sung it or anything we only heard it maybe twice some parts that we can remember of it are: "if the cat woulda just held on like i told it to - i wouldn't of had to glue it's little paws to the rocket- stupid cat i hate that cat" "if the cat woulda just steared the rocket like i told it to - it wouldn't have flown into butch the bull dog's back yard - stupid cat i hate that cat!" " 'bill, my granpa says - *giggles* he calls my dad bill - boys will be boys he says" all of these are said in a "little kid's voice" if anyone happens to know what the name of this is, where to get the lyrics, or who 'sings' it please let me know! it would mean so much to me & my family
2006-12-05 05:04:05 · 7 answers · asked by xSublimeSorrowx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
The song is called "Bad Boy" by Ray Stevens here's the site and i think u can download it for free.......merry christmas
2006-12-05 05:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is "BAD LITTLE BOY" by: Ray Stevens.
Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree
Looks like a merry Christmas for everyone - but me
'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
Not even one little toy
They say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
'cause I've been a bad little boy
My mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil
in my little baby sister's basinette
They say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her head
but I haven't found it - yet
And dad yelled just cause I took the ridin' mower
for a little trip down to the candy store
And my big brother Brett, boy did he get upset
when I told mom about the magazines in his bottom drawer
So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
and last christmas I was everybody's pride and joy
But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
'cause I've been a bad little boy
I was hopin' I might get a chemistry set or a motorcycle
or something like that
But that's before I used Brett's model rocket set
and made an astronaut out of Miss Wilcox's cat
Stupid cat
If he'da just held on tight like I told him
I wouldn'a had to super glue his little paws to the rocket
Yeah, if he'da just been still like I told him
he wouldn'a thrown the rocket off course
and he wouldn'a landed in Butch the bull dog's back yard
Stupid cat
But did the cat get in trouble? noooo! but
Hey, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
Not even one little toy
They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
'cause I've been a bad little boy
Oh, my grandma had to go to the hospital
Yeah, but don't worry, she's not really sick
She just had a little trouble walking for awhile
after I showed her my Power Ranger kick
So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
not from mom or dad or brett or Grandma
They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
but they don't know my grandpa!
My grandpa'd give me anything I want I bet
"Boys will be boys," that's what Grandpa says
"Lighten up bill, he's just a little kid!"
My grandpa calls my dad "Bill!"
I just hope my grandpa doesn't find out
who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though
It's true what they say about the Great Big Bertha
I can hit a rock farther with a Great Big Bertha
than with any of my dad's golf clubs
Even with the big dents I put in it
That rock just goes and goes
One rock went through Miss Wilcox's window
Wish it'da hit that stupid cat
I hate that cat
2006-12-05 05:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by ☆Dana☆ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas
written by Sid Tepper, Roy C. Bennett .
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug!
I made Tommy eat a bug!
Bought some gum with a penny slug!
Somebody snitched on me!
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair.
Somebody snitched on me!
I tied a knot in Susie's hair.
Somebody snitched on me!
Next year we'll be going straight.
Next year we'll be good, just wait!
We'd start now, but it's too late.
Somebody snitched on me!
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do.
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you!
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!!
2006-12-05 05:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Miss February 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gettin' nuttin' for christmas by stan freeburg
2006-12-05 07:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by i_am_bee2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the song is called "bad little boy" by ray stevens. here is a cd with the song:
http://www.amazon.com/o/ASIN/B000002Q3O/ref=s9_asin_image_1/002-8586709-5668840
2006-12-05 05:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by snunicycler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bad Little Boy"
2006-12-05 05:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by quitoslady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its called stupid cat
2006-12-05 05:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by jonkillsall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋