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i need help stealing an mp3 from a store like best buy or circuit city maybe even strawberries

2006-12-05 04:48:24 · 7 answers · asked by el Blaze 1 in Consumer Electronics Music & Music Players

7 answers

Get a job and pay for it like a real man.

2006-12-05 04:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by LIl One 2 · 3 0

1. Take MP3 to dressing room.
2. Use knife/blade to remove from packaging.
3. Discard packaging carefully.
4. Place item in pocket. Place earphones in ears.
5. Casually walk out of store.
6. Be courteous to security officer(s).
7. Be courteous to arresting police officer(s).
8. Once in jail cell, bend over and kiss rear end goodbye.

2006-12-05 15:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by DudeLeSquat 1 · 3 0

You don't steal...as in..."Thou Shalt Not Steal"!

Why don't you go help some less fortunate people at a homeless shelter or volunteer at your local Christian Church....you will get much more satisfaction from giving than you will from stealing!

God Bless you this Christmas Season!

2006-12-05 12:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Buff 6 · 3 0

dude, criminal! you can get arrested. Its fraud, you can go to JAIL!!!!
mp3 players are usually locked up, well the really good ones worth stealing are anyway.
it wouldnt be worth it.
go ask your mom for a hundred bucks so you can buy a shuffle.
thats what id say.
think about it, dont do anything rash.

2006-12-05 12:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty 4 · 0 0

Snatch, Grab and RUN!!!

But you'll get caught cos you're stupid enough to ask on here. So you'll be some guys B@@@h in jail.
I don't think it matters if you drop the soap cos you'll be getting it anyway lol.

Why don't you get mum to loan you the money? Or even better, steal the money from her!

2006-12-05 12:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 5 · 0 1

Have fun paying fines and being in jail. Dont drop the soap!

2006-12-05 12:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 0 0

You need help with something....

2006-12-05 12:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by BlankProfile 3 · 0 0

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