A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed back there when my wife fell out."
2006-12-05 04:29:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol thats soooooooooo funny. thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-05 04:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I actually thought there would be a little more of a climatic ending, but still, nice.
2006-12-05 12:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by wonderlandprincess83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-05 12:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2006-12-05 12:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats hilarious.
2006-12-05 12:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by confusedbrowngirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty damn funny
2006-12-05 12:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang
2006-12-05 12:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2006-12-05 12:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by kimbersweet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old, but still funny
2006-12-05 12:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by g's girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny :D
2006-12-05 12:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋