not specifically - if you get my drift. Anyway she work in same company as me and it is embarassing for me cause like when i go to the kitchen to get my sandwich - if she is there I get excited (down below) - it pokes out and cant i help it. i have to run and hide. If she see me that way she might get offended and i could get sacked.
what can i do to control / hide my urges?
(BTW this is a serious question)
2006-12-05 04:26:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
suggest you purchase a jock strap or a karate g cup and wear this whenever you know you are going to see her.
2006-12-05 05:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not good - the way I see it, you either have to avoid her at all costs, or quit your job. If anybody sees what's going on 'down there', you may end up getting fired anyway.
You may want to ask a psychiatrist to help you find ways to control your urges, as well. Trust me, to them, this will not be anything unusual.
2006-12-05 04:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by CherryPie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before you go to the kitchen, go to the bathroom, 'handle' the problem, and wash off with a lot of COLD water. While you're feeling the cold water, keep visualizing her.
In about 3 weeks, your subconscious will associate the sight of her with a cold feeling and shrinkage 'down there'....and you won't have 'that' particular problem (with that person) anymore.
2006-12-05 07:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by raxivar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should start using a bagel instead of bread for your sandwich and then when she comes into the kitchen you could rest your bagel on your dong. And maybe she likes bagel sandwiches too and you can let her eat it off of you. You could rest your soda on her head.
2006-12-05 04:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by ShavenLlama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't go and get a sandwich! and learn to spell! On the other hand she might like you, if not keep it in your pants!
2006-12-05 04:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.Nina 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My answer would be to w**k like hell in the house. Your libido will be satisified and less likely to allow the one eyed trouser snake to stand to attention!!
2006-12-05 08:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is serious to you because you are probably young and your hormones are raging, quite normal, you will grow out of it. Woops sorry!!
2006-12-05 08:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its really bothering you, do a course in self hypnosis, that way u can control yourself
or just where really tight pants, actually dont, u may become infertile
2006-12-05 04:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by queenie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a man and ask her out. If she is nice enough to make you think about sex, she should be nice enough to get to know and maybe have a relationship with.
2006-12-05 04:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by ladysorrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a baguette and then you can hide it,lol
2006-12-05 04:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋