A special breed of microscopic cows really close to the lens?
My depth perception is for sh*t since someone once managed to poke me in the eye with a Concorde (bloody drunk pilots eh!)
2006-12-05 03:22:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it sounds more like a problem than like a question :)
2006-12-05 03:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by Marina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Count to three......1........2.......3, now take another shot of whatever your choice of poison is, and using the binoculars look closely at the cows faces, if they are laughing at you then you are messed up enough to not care how big the cow is, and please ask them for me if brown cows give chocolate milk ;)
Have fun and never lose your perspective.
2006-12-05 22:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your diet could use some more penguin knees. i suggest you put aside silly stories of real 'cows' and embrace the reality that 90% of commercial milk comes from muskrats.
2006-12-06 23:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I don't know Ichi, my depth perception is just as awful! Maybe that's why we're both klutzes.....
(for me it was all the partying I did in college....I was never the same after that)
2006-12-05 11:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
Damn, this is a funny question.
I don't think i can actually formulate a witty response.
Except DON'T LOOK IN THE BINOCULARS BACKWARDS.
2006-12-05 11:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What you need is a telescopic poking stick.
2006-12-05 17:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*WARNING* Objects in the backwards binoculars are closer than they appear!
2006-12-05 11:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by SUzyQ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should look the udder way, silly moo!...
2006-12-06 09:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well...if all you see is hairy cow nutz...you can assume its closer than it appears
2006-12-05 14:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by twatwaffle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll have what you're drinking.
2006-12-05 12:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋