Can you write a mystery-type paragraph or two that includes these 6 phrases?

Question

1. When did the Washington Post suddenly get the monopoly on wisdom?
2. Get out your notebook. There's more.
3. It would be nice if we were right.
4. Well, I .... I understand.
5. The money's the key.
6. Nothing's riding on this except maybe your job.

This is just a little yahoo fun.

Answer 1

it was a rainy day, I had to stay at home taking Care of my little sister.it was such a boring afternoon that I felt asleep. all of a sudden I hear a scram, I get up and see a man asking a little kid "when did the Washington post suddenly get the monopoly on wisdom?" the child was so nervous he didn't know what to answer, the the man said :get out your notebook, there's more, I'm not done with the questions". it was all too confusing, I asked the man where was I and what was he doing, he looked at me with angry eyes and replied "nothing riding on this except maybe your job", then I understood what that meant. the money is the key, he wants money to tell me where am I, I gave him 30 bucks, he explained that he was a secret agent and the kid had stolen something really valuable, " it would be nice if we were right, because for now he seems to be an innocent kid, I'm starting to think we catched the wrong boy", I looked at him confused and said "well..I understand you are just doing your job". I honestly didn't understand anything and I just wanted to leave, when all of a sudden someone graves my arm and starts pulling it, I open my eyes and there was my sister.

Answer 2

The wind was howling and the night dark when I got to the vacant house. It really looked dark and spooky as the moon reflected off of it. My assistant and I slowly crept inside to check out the crime scene. I told my assistant Max that he had better get out his notebook. There would be more that we'd have to right now. On the front steps of the house was an old Washington Post with the Headlines When did the Washington Post suddenly get the monopoly on wisdom. It would have been been nice if we were right about that. I told my assistant that money is the key to everything.

I hope that helps.