If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2006-12-05 03:03:51 · 5 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) just so all of Jimmy's friends & family know that they are going to put him into a "special" school
2) tests are testes...that is why they stink
3) no they just like to look at the pretty figures
4) sometimes dogs need to get blown too
5) it is allergic & actually spends all of its time fighting to get out...that is why most glue bottles leak
2006-12-05 03:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. To try to get people to start caring.
2. Umm... testical? lol
3. It probably makes sense to them.
4. Try a breath mint!
5. Because the inside of the bottle is coated with Teflon.
~~Which reminds me,
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
2006-12-05 03:10:11 · answer #2 · answered by Hemp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! interesting thoughts.
It's about the corn, not Jimmy.
tests are testicles!
illiterate people think Alphabet soup are aliens.
the dog likes fresh air, not your breath!
I don't know about the glue.
2006-12-05 03:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Cuz he wrote it himself.
2. Testy
3. Prolly... It is brain food, with all da letters in there.
4. Dragon doesn't blow in her dog's face, cuz he would just burp at her.
5. Cuz it doesn't dry out inside da bottle.
Randomness is good fun. â¥
2006-12-05 03:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha to the last 2 ques.
2006-12-05 03:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋