Last year at my fathers company xmas party there was around 150 people, mainly older people including a couple in their late 50's who i will call Geoff and Jean. (hoping they're not reading this)
It was around 11pm and everyone was well oiled and fed so all in a good mood, a few daft games, a few speaches and jokes so on with the dancing.
The DJ started to play some Country music at the request of my father who promptly announced on the mike that Jean must come to the dance floor to show everyone how to Line Dance.
She had been going to Line Dancing for over two years and my father thought it would be a bit of fun but she had to be dragged onto the floor and it quickly came apparent she had no idea how to Line Dance at all.
Her husband then started screaming at her in front of everyone because he then knew the truth, she'd been having an affair for all that time and had been having sex with her lover on tuesday nights!
2006-12-05 00:42:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Sorry, but can't beat any of the ones posted so far. Here goes however:
Christmas Eve, Brother's house:
Brother gets totally pi**ed with neighbor on some very strong Canadian drink. Neighbor falls out of chair.
Sister in law and I get brother home, who passes out but not for long. Soon he is up swearing he must assemble a huge play thing for the kids out back. He refuses all help. Pitch dark.
Comes in, gets a bit more fortification and goes back out, leaving the torche by back door.
I being much more sober stand waiting, listen to more cursing and am dangling torch when he comes back to find it. Still refuses help.
Eventually he gives up, Sister in law and I wind up in freezing midnight cold attempting to finish assembly.
Lesson: Do not lube your gob and try to play with nuts and bolts in the dark.
Bloody sad thing, next morning, he thought HE had put it together!
2006-12-05 01:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
each of the years that you nevertheless count on Santa are the proper. and then as an human being its watching the youngsters believing in Santa. My niece has a pal who's destined to be a weirdo because her mom is one. i really can't stand the female and the unusual way that she is pointing out her baby. besides she were given advised from day one which there is not any Santa because she would not trust telling lies to her family individuals. i wager one 12 months that sticks in my concepts from formative years replaced into after I were given a list participant and the records would not play properly. i replaced into advised that Santa had left the records too on the verge of give way of the fireplace. properly someone honestly did yet i presumed this rationalization and idea that someone like Santa ought to really comprehend extra valuable. All my Christmases are a similar presently. And its onerous. the entire family individuals finally ends up using round each of the properties doing the present element interior the daylight hours. Then all jointly for giant dinner and ingesting till stupid o'clock at nighttime time.
2016-10-16 11:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in Wal-Mart last night with my MIL and my 4 year old daughter. My MIL asked if my daughter wanted to get the rest of us a stocking (her, me, my husband, and FIL). After looking at all of them, she picked up four of those tiny stockings. I said, "Which one's mine?" and she held up a pink one. Okay, I hate pink, but I'll deal. I asked her why she got the rest of us such a small stocking when hers was big, and before she could say anything, my MIL pats my (8 months pregnant) stomach and says, "You don't need a big one. You've been naughty this year!" I know it wasn't exactly disastrous, but I felt about two inches tall when this older lady said, "That's okay, honey. My stockig won't be very big either, then!" EEWW!! This woman was old enough to be my grandma.
2006-12-05 00:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by tinkerbell24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no!, that's hilarious, I bet your Pa was cringing! We had an office xmas do at the Ritz one year and whilst getting ready to go my brother realised that the suit he had hired had been sent minus the trousers! (he didn't even laugh when I pointed out the invite only specified black tie and jacket).
2006-12-05 00:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Flossie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our druggy neighbours burned us out of our flat three Christmases ago now. Still gives me nightmares sometimes. Luckily my hubby's mother lived around the corner and the presents were all at her house but everything was totalled.
2006-12-05 00:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't top that one, geez how embarrassing hey, bet she wished she had gone Line Dancing after all.
2006-12-05 01:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Great story - just goes to show that your lies can find you out in the strangest of ways sometimes...
2006-12-05 00:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a lifetime movie to me.
2006-12-05 01:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by TRUE PATRIOT 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
EEEEEEEP!!!!!!! I can't top that one!!
2006-12-05 00:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made me chuckle tho..
2006-12-05 00:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋