if she doesn't watch it with the plastic surgery she'll be looking like Michael Jackson
2006-12-05 00:08:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I know, bless her heart. She must be really dependent on appearance for her self-esteem. If she does anymore face lifting, her mouth will be on her forehead.
2006-12-05 00:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Scoots 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She can't even make normal facial expressions anymore. It's all puffy and plastic and gross. I think if she bumped her face on something it would shatter. She talks like she has cotton balls stuffed up her nose. Maybe her and Jackson should get on their spaceship and go home. Then we wouldn't have to look at their plastics heads and get sick anymore. Plus Joan's a hypocritical b*tch. She's made a career out of making fun of people but then if anyone says anything about her she threatens to sue. Her face looks like my a*s and she can kiss it.
2006-12-05 22:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joan's the same person who made cruel jokes about Elizabeth Taylor when she gained all that weight years ago. Joan was really cruel. When Joan's husband committed suicide, Liz was the first one to send flowers and a gracious note of condolence. Joan can buy all the new faces she wants, but she can't buy class or dignity.
2006-12-05 08:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Debra D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have nothing against a little nip and tuck, but the key word here is "little".
Joan Rivers looks like they torqued all the skin on her head from the back giving her that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look.
2006-12-05 08:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joan has that strained look on her face like she's in a wind tunnel and the winds are 500mph. LOL
2006-12-05 10:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that an alien took a dump on it
2006-12-05 08:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by RZA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One more face lift and she will be looking out of her navel soon!!!
2006-12-05 08:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i belive that i saw her belly bottom oh her face lol
2006-12-05 08:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking that she's already there.....yuk
2006-12-05 08:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Up, up and away.
2006-12-05 09:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋