microscopic people jumped out yelling with their hands up
what should I do?
2006-12-04 20:10:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They are known in the scientific community as "microhumans" (homo minisapiens.) they are quite rare in your part of the country. you obviously disturbed their pie-home. you should talk to them in a calm voice and apologize for bothering them. hopefully you did not cut any of them in half, and if you did you will need to bury them with a proper ceremony, maybe in a bowl of chocolate pudding. now carefully try to reconstruct the pie, smooth over the crust and place the pie in a nice warm spot. take care of the mini-people by making sure that the pie stays moist and doesn't go moldy. one of their main fears is the bread mold. It is featured in many of their mythologies as the deity "Aspergillus".. have you seen their artwork? it's that scary spore-mycelic creature that's often pictured. if the pie starts to ferment and grow putrid, the microhumans will start to die. you may have to bake a new pie for them to live in (I hear they prefer apple or blueberry), once a week, herding them from pie to pie. remember, the finders of microhumans must take responsibility of them according to Federal Law FG1223.556 governing the survival of this Protected Species. If you kill any of them you will have to pay $1000 and file form 4554.56Z. p.s. if you have a microscope I would love to see some pictures of them
2006-12-05 00:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reduce it in 1/2 =2, stack it reduce it in 1/2 back =4, stack it and reduce it back = 8. the in elementary words downfall is think ofyou've got a squashed pie! although this is going to likely be in equivalent parts. Or lay them end to end and make one lengthy reduce as a replace of stacking them..
2016-11-30 04:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mince up the viagra into tiny pieces so they multiply themselves. Train them to clean your house. Over time, after enough grinded viagra and a few scraps from TacoBell, your house will always look beautiful. That is one hell of a pie!
2006-12-04 20:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It depends on whether you are a cannibal, or not. I would hurry up and help them and hope they did not get hurt, then later I would ask them why they were in my pie. If they were invited that is one thing, but it sounds like you are surprised, so I would question them after I found out they were all alright. :)
2006-12-04 21:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try to eat the pie!
2006-12-04 20:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Nouhime 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bring it to the nearest science fair. You have uncovered a new society!
2006-12-04 20:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by bluefossil 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let them go. The dog/cat will catch them eventually
2006-12-04 20:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Reese 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try one....if they are good eat 'em. Or you could enslave them to get out those pesky stains in the corner of your kitchen floor and bathroom.
2006-12-04 20:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by rswdew 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Go See a counselor. There are many places you can get help.
2006-12-04 20:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by ○○I am kayla○○ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eat the pie and the little people!
2006-12-04 20:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋