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so I'm cruising down the avenue....

2006-12-04 17:30:21 · 26 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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So I'm cruising down the avenue when from inside of my ears pops out a beet juice covered oprah, and all of a sudden this god of a guy whistles at me! (not unusual). Then all of the sudden, my car exploded and i saw sebastian and totally flipped out and crashed my car and chased him down the street because i wanted to kiss him. Then I stop at a traffic light eatin' chicken wings with barbeque, when I saw my long lost dog! I called out his name but he didnt know me anymore. I feel so sorry for him because he now looks ugly and have not taken a bath for centuries. So I'm cruising down the avenue - the only place i could be with you, when all of a sudden an angel appeared 2 me & said... "sweety, drive slow! u dnt wana rush ur way 2 heaven, do u?". Then an unknown assailant attacks me from behind. Shoving a knife in my back and covering my mouth with their hands, they drag me into a bush where they say hai to me, watching the fly honeys as i pass through :-)

2006-12-05 04:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by Product of Conception 3 · 1 0

So I'm cruising down the avenue when an unknown assailant attacks me from behind. Shoving a knife in my back and covering my mouth with their hands, they drag me into a bush where they ...

2006-12-04 17:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by tallica_child 2 · 3 0

I'm cruising down the avenue when my eye balls exploded.

2006-12-04 21:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1 0

so im cruising down the avenue....lost in your thots, hot salty tears stinging my eyes, remembering the time u told me to never text u first unless u did :-((

2006-12-04 17:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by novembr 5 · 1 0

a cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket for "cruising down Bristol St "

santa ana ca 714 !!!

2006-12-04 18:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by OC2007 2 · 1 0

so I'm cruising down the avenue and I see a prostitute, so I stop to pick her up. "You looking for a good time?? Me sucky sucky, me love you long time", 'How much?" I say.
""$100". "$100!, I'm not paying $100 for a crack whore"
"**** YOU, I ain't no crack whore!" Now, I'm not going to let a crack whore talk to me like that so I pulled out my .357 and shot the bit­ch, then I went to Sonic and got a cheeseburger.

2006-12-04 17:38:28 · answer #6 · answered by drateRa 3 · 2 2

and i see "sebastian pilot" on the sidewalk. we go cruising in my car and i take her out to eat at her favourite restaurant and then to the movies to see her favorite movie. then we go to a club and party. and then back to my place ;)

2006-12-04 17:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

.... when i saw that the sky is falling. i ran home to tell my family but they said that Chicken Little has already tried that trick on them and that they are not going to fall for it this time. so i ran out hoping to find some one who's believe me. it was just then that i saw the Internet cafe. so i went inside. sat down and logged on to Yahoo answers. and here i am....

'EVERY ONE THE SKY IS FALLING...... RUN SAVE YOUR SELVES'.

2006-12-04 17:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1 0

putting on make-up, talking on my cell phone, changing my cd, eating a burger and fries and sipping on a strawberry shake (all at the same time!)

2006-12-04 17:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by half sam, half amazing 4 · 1 0

with my mind in the clouds and along came a spider and said ,(go away hairy legs)

2006-12-04 17:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by siaosi 5 · 1 0

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