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2006-12-04 16:51:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

the thumbs down wasnt called for

2006-12-04 17:01:07 · update #1

20 answers

#101 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
After the visitors make Cartman do his dance, they shoot a fireball which hits Kenny, which he survives, and he is then trampled by a herd of cows, which he also survives. But then Barbrady's police car, which was chasing the cows, runs over Kenny and kills him!

#102 WeightGain 4000
Kathie lee is on the Stage, and Mr Garrison is ready to take a shot at her. Wendy and Stan settle him down, but in anger, he picks up his gun and takes a shot at her. Problem is, he accidentaly shoots Kenny, and he is sent flying and he is gruesomely impaled on the flagpole!

#103 Volcano
The volcano erupts, and a great ball of lava falls on top of Kenny, supposedly killing him. But near the end of the episode he returns and says he is OK. But when Ned vows that he'll never shoot a gun again and drops his gun, the gun goes off and shoots Kenny in the head!

#104 Big gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
During the football game, somebody passes the ball to Kenny. He makes a big run up the field, and looks like scoring for the Cows, but a group of middle park players Decapitate him on the way!

#105 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Stan takes his evil Genetic Clone to his house so he can have a fight with Shelley. Inside the house, stan says the word 'bad' which sends the clone Crazy. He begins tearing up the house, and when Kenny tries to stop him, he gets flung into the microwave. A cooked Kenny falls out of the Microwave a few minutes later!

#106 Death
Being chased by Death, the boys escape out of the house. Death chases them on the bike, but stops to watch Terrance and phillip. After the Channel blanks out, Death touches Kenny. Also take note, Kenny's Dad also died in this episode, he was the first protester to get flung into the Cartoon Cantral Building

#107 Pinkeye
Kenny dies alot in this episode! At the very beginning, the russian MIR Space Station falls on Kenny's head! He is taken to the morgue, but Worstershire sauce falls into the embalming fluid and it turns Kenny into a zombie! Then later, during the Zombie invasion, Kyle Chainsaws Kenny in half! Then at the end, after the boys visit his grave, the Zombie Kenny emerges from the ground, but he is then Squashed by a headstone, and then by a Light Aircraft.

#108 Damien
After being kicked out of Cartman's birthday party, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to the arena to catch the rest of the Jesus vs. Satan match. After the match, Jimbo see's Kenny (who is a rare Duck-billed platypus) and says 'Its Coming right for us!' and shoots him.

#109 Starvin' Marvin
Chef does his Braveheart scene think, as does Turkey #1, and they move towards each other and begin the fight. During the fight, Kenny is in the middle of the action, and a group of the killer turkeys peck him to death.

#110 Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
This is the only South Park Episode in History where Kenny successfully manages to avoid dieing. Yay!

#111 Tom's Rhinoplasty
When the Iraqi terrorists try to arrest her, she panics and steals a sword off a terrorist and starts swings it around, but she loses her grip, and the sword flies into Kenny's eye and pins him to the wall.

#112 Mecha Streisand
After she combined the Triangles, Mecha Streisand arrives in South Park and wreaks havoc. But amidst all the danger, Kenny was stupid enough to Kill himself! He hits the tetherball a bit to hard, and it swings around, picks him up, and chokes him to death on the pole!

#113 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
The boys have trouble getting their Go-Kart started, and they let Kenny try. He gets it started, and it starts going and Kenny is getting dragged along. He gets dragged along the road, and then down the hill, all while he was viciously swearing! The go kart finally stops, and he waves to the Boys that he is okay, but where did it stop? On the railway track! You know what happens next!

202 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The Doctor sends Kenny out to turn on the backup Generator for the hospital to save Mephesto. He had to go through the sewer, but he eventually made it. But the generator is missing the wire between the 2 probes, so Kenny decides to make the Connection himself and get Killed.

#203 Chickenlover
Kenny nearly lived through a whole episode again, he had a car fall on his head, he was smacked into a wall and hit by a stray bullet, and he survived them all, but then he gets squashed by a tree during Barbrady's Celebration at the end.

#204 Ike's Wee Wee
The Dummy Ike doll gets hit by a Truck, and Kyle's parents thought that it was Ike. After his 'funeral', the boys walk off, and on the way Kenny stumbles and Falls into an open Grave.

#205 Conjoined Fetus Lady
About half-way through the South Park vs. China Dodgeball game, a chinese player launches a dodgeball at Kenny, which gruesomely splatters him into the wall behind him.

#206 Mexican Staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka
The fight begins on the set of Jesus and Pals, and two angry audience members rip Kenny in half.

#207 City on the Verge of Forever
Kenny was taken out of the bus by the Big Scary Monster and taken into the bushes, but we don't see anymore of him after that. Athough The best death in the episode was that of the Star trek kid who was taken by the monster, and then gruesomely splattered on the Bus window!

#208 Summer Sucks
After the giant Snake at Stark's Pond is lit, it quickly gets out of control. Kenny is nearly killed, and then he is killed when the guard rail squashes him. Also, in the flashback, Baby Kenny has his head blown off by a firecracker.

#209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Kenny waits for Stan outside the Theatre door while playing with his yo-yo. All of a Sudden, a big crowd exit the Theatre and Squash him. Decent, but unimaginative, and that they remove Kyle and Stan's 'Oh my god, they Killed Kenny, you bastards' line and replace it with 2 guys saying, 'Oh my god, I found a penny, you bastard'.

#210 Chickenpox
Kenny dies in his hospital bed while laughing about herpes. Funny, but a bit predictable

#211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
Stan and Kyle sneak into the planetarium to see how it took over peoples minds. They tell kenny to sit in the seat and tell them what happens. They play with the controls, and when it was set to Maximum, Kenny's head exploded!

#212 Clubhouses
Cartman's clubhouse becomes full of Party Goers. Kenny then ends up getting squashed in the mosh pit. Also note that Cartman says 'Oh my god, they killed Kenny' for the first time, since Stan wasn't there

#213 Cow Days
Ming Lee aka. Cartman is all set to ride the bull in the Rodeo final. The bull springs to life, and Cartman sets the new world record. The bull tosses Cartman off and starts kicking him. Kenny refuses to help Cartman, because he thought he would die himself, but the bull busts through the fence and gorges kenny with his horns anyway.

#214 Chef Aid
Old Rocker Ozzy Osbourne begins his song 'Nowhere to run' for the Chef Aid concert. During the song, he picks up Kenny and Bites his head off! This was a reference to when Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a real live bat during a concert.

#215 Spookyfish
While the boys are talking in Stan's House, the fish picks up Kenny while nobody else is watching and takes him into his bowl, where he kills him in a ferocious fit, leaving the water blood-red.

#216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Coming to the end of the Hostage situation in the Cartman family house, Charlie Manson sends Kenny out to surrender for him with a White Flag. The SWAT team then say "LOOK OUT, he's got a white flag! SHOOT!' and they all shoot him to pieces!

#217 Gnomes
Inside the Underpants Gnomes' secret factory, a clumsy working gnome dropped a big metal crate on Kenny's head, obviously Killing him.

#218 Prehistoric Iceman
Kenny visits Mephesto's laboratory to have a look at the Prehistoric Iceman. At the end of the travelator, Kenny forgets to hop off, and gets dragged underneath, and was no doubt squashed and sliced by the moving mechanicals.


#301 Rainforest Schmainforest
While they are lost in the Rainforest, Kelly says that she'll go out with Kenny if they survive, and then Kenny is struck by lightning! Kelly then gives him mouth to mouth, and Kenny lives

#302 Spontaneous Combustion
Notice the episode title? A whole lot of South Park Residents seem to be mysteriously exploding, and Kenny is one on them! Also take note, Kenny has a funeral held for him for the first time ever.

#303 Chef's Mama
After the Succubus comes out of her human skin, she jumps up, and squashes Kenny with her hooves.

#304 Tweek vs. Craig
Mr Adler is prepared to Kill himself, and then Kenny walks in with the Shop class transfer slip. Tweek and Craig fall through the window fighting, and Kenny is accidentaly knocked into the Saw, which sends him into a box of rusty old nails, obvoisly Killing him.

#305 Jakovasaurs
The boys take Cartman out of the town to distract him while they rid of the Jakovasaurs. When they arrive, Kenny is on the hill dressed up as a Moose. When the others head off, a grizzly bear tumbles down the hill and eats him!

#306 Sexual Harassment Panda
On the island of Misfit Mascots, there is a guy who's slogan is not to hold magnets near a fan blade. He says "Look, i'll show you", and gives the magnet to Kenny. He is pulled into the giant fan.

#309 Jewbillee
Kenny tries to crack the shell, but he can't do it. But then he decides to headbutt it, but unfortunately, the blow to the head was a fatal one. Once again, Kenny had sacrificed himself for the sake of the world. What a hero!

#310 Chinpokomon
It seems apparent that Kenny actually died from the seizure while playing the Chinpoko Mon game. It only became apparent to the boys that he was dead when the rats busted out of him at the Bus Stop. The strange thing wax that, even after his seizure/death, Kenny was spotted walking around and laughing japanese style in Mr Garrison's Classroom.

#311 Starvin Marvin in Space
Kenny Didn't exactly die in this episode. The CIA agents had him frozen in carbonite and given to Sally Struthers the Hutt as a gift. This was a reference to when Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in 'Return of the Jedi', where he was preserved, so that would mean that Kenny didn't die either.

#312 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
During the closing credits while a Dissappointed Kenny was walking along the docks in his ED-209 costume, he is attacked by a squadron of tiny spaceships. They tie him up, and then drop a whole lot of little bombs on him.

#313 Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Kenny asked the Fonics monkey for his packet of snacky smores, which wasn't a good idea since the monkey was high on them. It then goes psycho and bashes Kenny to Death!

#314 The Red Badge of Gayness
The national guard shows up to control the drunken confederates. They shoot a flair, which unfortunately goes horribly wrong and hits kenny!

#315 Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
After the song, the chandelier from the roof that they decorated falls on top of him!

#316 Are you there God, Its me, Jesus
During Cartman's 'grown-ups' meeting in his Clubhouse, Kenny starts feeling really sick, he then falls over and spits blood. He is then confirmed dead by Dr. Doctor. The cause of his death was the tampon up his *** that was stuck for several days prevented his body from excreting.

#317 The Brown Noise
When the 4 million people play the brown noise, everybody on earth craps their pants, including Kenny, who crapped himself to death!


#401 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
After a bunch of failed techniques to make their sled go faster, they try replacing Cartman with a slab of bricks dressed in kids clothes. However, during the trial, the sled went out of control, hit a rock, and sent Kenny flying into a tree, followed by the slab of bricks, squishing him to death. This seems like a reference to an old 'Wile E. Coyote' reference to me. :)

#402 The Tooth Fairy's tats
Loogi's gang members Ring Cartman, threatening to throw him into the river if he didn't give Loogi his cut. Cartman said no, so they threw him into the river with concrete blocks tieds to his feet. However, the river is too shallow for him to drown, so they leave him there. During the closing credits, he tries hopping his way out of the shallow river, but he hits a deep section, falls in, and drowns himself.

#403 Quintuplets
The SWAT team push past the Romanians to enter the house Kenny was being held in. Kenny and his mom hide in the closet, but it isn't long before a SWAT member finds them. He demanded that he be handed over, but his gun accidentaly fires a round of bullets into him. (reference to Elian Gonzalez, the Cuban boy who was being held in the US)

#404 Timmy2k
While the boys are watching TV, Cartman sees a pink Christina Aguilera monster in front of Kenny, so he tries hitting it with a frying pan.. which as you may've guessed, delivers a knockout blow to Kenny and kills him.

2006-12-04 18:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Kenny was die any thing but next south park is come back to life this is so wonder but many people like Kenny my opinion is revived think of a lot of people

2014-11-05 20:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everybody killed Kenny......name any person. No one's innocent when it comes to Kenny dying.

2006-12-05 00:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by iGNORANT GiRL 4 · 0 0

Seems like everyone has had a shot at killing Kenny.

2006-12-05 00:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 0 0

Repetition did

2006-12-05 00:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by ... 6 · 0 0

Everyone

2006-12-05 00:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 0 0

Matt & Trey

2006-12-05 00:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who "didn't" kill Kenny?

2006-12-05 00:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by stretch 7 · 0 0

last night it was the bear and i predicted that one so well, hahahahah

2006-12-05 00:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Joe 5 · 0 0

Those bastards did!

[Just a joke, folks, OK?]

2006-12-05 00:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

everybody

2006-12-05 00:52:49 · answer #11 · answered by erica 5 · 0 0

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