Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose weather to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to their three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in **** up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
2006-12-04 14:45:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
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2006-12-04 16:50:54 · update #1
Understand the true meaning and purport of Heaven and all your queries would automatically dissolve.
Heaven (aka Swarga in Hinduism) is a place in the mighty Cosmos wherein the souls rest in peace until they get to manifest a body on Mother Earth. But there is one condition attached. Any soul can only go to Heaven provided there is a positive balance of karma in hand.
All souls with a negative balance of karma go to hell (aka Naraka in Hinduism).
For every soul (aka Atman in Hinduism) at any point of time there are three abodes available. Either manifest a body on Mother Earth provided matching womb is available (for any soul to manifest on Mother Earth the existence of matching parents is an essential must).
If the matching parents are not available on Mother Earth then it is imperative that the soul would have to rest either in Heaven or hell based on the balance of karma of the earlier manifestations.
And what is karma? Right from the first manifestation the closing balance of any life form is transferred to the next manifestation through the process of karma. It is only karma which keeps the system going. In absence of karma the complete existence of Cosmos would come to a halt.
Does this mean that the reincarnation and the rebirth theory are correct... yes, they are hundred percent correct. Every human being started his first journey as an amoeba (single cell formation), then evolved into insect life, animal life and finally gained the form of a human being.
In all these stages the system of Heaven and hell plays role only after one has manifested the form of a human being... the last in the chain of manifestations.
We need to remember here that it is not Heaven that one would want to go but it is the kingdom of God where Mahavira, Gautama Buddha, Jesus Christ and Prophet Mohammed went. More on heaven here- http://www.godrealized.org/heaven/way_to_heaven.html
2006-12-05 07:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan's already promised me a middle management position.
I'll run hell like an efficient machine.
2006-12-04 16:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by -.- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell has coffee breaks? At least, I feel better about going there....
Seriously though, cute joke!
2006-12-04 14:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could I do both? Like the child of parents with joint custody? Go back and forth?
2006-12-04 15:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pizza!
2006-12-04 15:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I'm probably going to hell.
2006-12-04 14:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saved by Grace of God through my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!
2006-12-04 14:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by barksabit 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if your a Christin and you have asked god into your heart, and you believe in god and you prey to god well then you will probably go to heaven. But you have to fallow through. I hope this helps.
2006-12-04 14:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by Sparrow3816 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Going to Bobcaygeon instead...
2006-12-04 14:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-04 14:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by MsFancy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋