2006-12-04 14:18:50 · 18 answers · asked by safarlsun33 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
And why did you choose this man again?
2006-12-05 09:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by onlineseeker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Move the TV into the bedroom and let him sleep on the couch.
2006-12-04 22:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just do what my wife does.
In a stern voice slightly yell.
Get your fatA off my couch and go to bed.Sometimes after a few flicks of water to the face.
I think its funny after the fact your husband may not.But it might work.
2006-12-04 22:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by bigpimpinindittmer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A large pitcher of ice water. Once my husband passed out on the steps after a New Years party and I could not get around him. Believe me ice water did the trick!
2006-12-04 22:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by just_ole_nanny 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
put the tv in your room, lock it and enjoy your time alone with the tv, so you don't hear the snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ps,
you might want to decorate his face with some acryliatic paints, just to have some fun, color dye his hair maybe bright pink, paint his fingernails, and spray some strong perfume all over him, so when he wakes up, he is really going to wonder what happen.
oh don't to forget to smear the vaseline on his bottom!!!!!!!! or the ky jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then maybe he want he so drunk and pass out on the couch!!!!!
2006-12-04 22:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by ourjacobdavid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sign him up for Alcoholic classes every time he starts drinking
this way, when he comes home he is sober and not drunk and
both of you can watch a good movie. Good Luck!!
2006-12-04 22:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
get a tv in your bedroom and leave him on the couch. put the couch in your yard!
2006-12-04 22:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by marincaligirl 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hide the couch until he is passed out,disguise it to look like the kitchen sink full of dishes,he wont go near it
2006-12-04 22:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by ironman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put pizza in the bed.
2006-12-04 23:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by tim b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move the TV into the bedroom. Let the pig sleep..........
2006-12-04 22:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a squirt bottle of water on him
when, if he awakes, be really nice and sweet and say oh, honey, let me help you to bed...[help him to bed]
buy another TV, install it somewhere he isn't
2006-12-04 22:51:11 · answer #11 · answered by kewtber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋