It's just like... I really need to know.
2006-12-04 14:02:12 · 13 answers · asked by chrisser665 3 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Here's what you do:
Set up a big table in your front yard. Lay the body on that table. Cover it with a sheet so the local kids don't see anything too gross. Then strip down to your boxers and tube socks, sit in a lawn chair in the front yard, and yodel as loud as you can for as long as you can. After several hours, someone will come take away the dead body, and you'll never have to see it again.
2006-12-04 14:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by nosleepthree 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm???
Got a funny feeling that the FBI will be looking into your past!
Why would you want to hide a body? Jeffery D. ate some parts of bodies and still got caught!
Still, some have hid the dead in the basement or attic! Some have been caught, some not!
If you have done wrong, highly recommend you turn yourself in and have it be done with. If you are writing a book, maybe a whole different story!
However (IMHO) not the best place to ask such a question!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-12-04 14:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering all the advances in modern forensics, not to mention the proliferation of hidden surveillance cameras in most aspects of public life, I would say that disposing of a dead body without getting caught is next to impossible. You can never know when a camera is witnessing your every move. You leave DNA trails wherever you go...hairs fall out, skin cells shed, fibers from clothing fray and fall off. At some point in trying to get rid of the corpse, you will leave traces of yourself and then it is only a matter of time.
That having been said, if you were truly determined to dispose of the body, the only way you might escape detection would be to hide the body in plain sight. In other words, forge papers and slip it into a drawer in the city morgue.
2006-12-04 14:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by jayc_33618 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude dump the dead at a morgue ! wicked !! it belongs there !!...
swipe the guard uniform and jus wheel in the body and tag it ... as unknown....well after a few months it will be disposed !
2006-12-04 14:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont hide it..cremate it! Burn everything, put the ashes in a vase and say it was an old relative who died in WW1. Or dump the ashes somewhere if you do not wish to keep them close to you!
2006-12-04 14:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tiramisu 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where no one would think of looking. That's where I hide all mine.
2006-12-04 14:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by hoodoowoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you cause this body to be dead?
2006-12-04 14:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by midjrsy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you try the cemetery?
It may get lost among the multitude...
2006-12-04 14:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat it
2015-03-21 14:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chop it up in peices then scatter the remains around the city ...
2006-12-04 14:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by tony12123046@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋