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Maybe someone can give you a ride in their car....

2006-12-05 08:04:08 · answer #1 · answered by Chris C 5 · 0 0

Reindeer rarely strike twice in the same place. Believe it or not, I got hit by a deer last year. It ran straight into the side of my car. Totally screwed up my driver's side. People kept asking me what happened to my car and I would tell them I got hit by a deer. They would say, "You mean you hit a deer." Then I would tell them that I seem to have found a deer on a Kamikaze mission and they would laugh their heads off.

Three weeks later I got hit by a drunk driver in a parking lot. Thank god for uninsured motorist coverage. The insurance adjuster kept asking me how a drunk driver managed to get fur stuck in the mounting hardware for my driver's side mirror (which didn't exist anymore).

2006-12-04 21:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Red 4 · 0 0

No , what are the chances of you getting ran over twice by the reindeer?

2006-12-04 21:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, take a chance "grandma"--the same occurences rarely happen the same way twice! Ha!

2006-12-04 21:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Grandma,didn't me and grampa tell you not to eat cousin Mel's fruit cake.Plus I told you you drank toooo much eggnog Christmas Eve.Anyway dont have anybody come to your house unless you want them run over(LOL)......

2006-12-04 21:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by mia19367 3 · 0 1

No just watch out for Rudolph when you go to their house.

2006-12-04 21:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Pearl 6 · 0 0

Sounds like a good idea to me. Just remember to hide all those sex toys, granny!!!

2006-12-05 05:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

what did i tell you about sneaking onto yahoo answers granny...its time for your diaper change and you didnt take your gas pills today

2006-12-04 21:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by gigi 3 · 0 1

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