2006-12-04 12:41:32 · 13 answers · asked by That one guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
by telling them their toys suck
2006-12-04 12:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by makelovenothate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the movie "Elf" with Dudley Moore:
"I'm an Elf"
"Oh, like a fairy"
"No, I'm not a FAIRY! I'm an Elf."
2006-12-04 12:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my personal elf gets angry when you question her judgement...or ask too much of her. She's an elven assassin, too, so it doesn't pay to make her angry.
2006-12-04 12:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real elves don't like it when you ask if they are related to those guys who bake cookies in a hollow tree. They think the Keebler elves have prostituted themselves, and consider them total sell-outs.
2006-12-04 12:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that Santa likes me best.
2006-12-04 12:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie it to a reindeer
2006-12-04 12:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by abakerchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut off his ears
that would make me angry
but im not an elf
well i bet that would make anyone angry
2006-12-04 12:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take away either his tools or his oven.
2006-12-04 12:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take away his tinker toys
2006-12-04 12:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
by saying you kinda look like a baby, come here little baby, get in my belly
2006-12-04 12:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by mira 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋