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Question

really random and funny i wanna laugh pleaseee :D, thanx

funniest gets 10 points :D

Answer 1

Pickle!

Answer 2

okay. here's the deal. you were talking with a close friend, when he got introuble for something and had to be put in the corner as if a child, and had to have soap be put into his mouth. you, not wanting him to feel alone, took another bar of soap and stood in another corner. after a while you felt sick from the nasty flavor in your mouth. after you two could go, you noticed he still held the soap in his mouth and you asked why. he then told you that it's a new brand of candy and he switched it.

i'm not sure why i made that up but i do hope that you took pleasure in reading it.

Answer 3

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
ans. A Holly Davidson

Answer 4

Sure.
At the moment there is a rather tiny person tugging at my pant leg, wanting to be fed. Not gonna happen. So I told my man slave to fetch me a diet coke and a ham to flick at the small little human. Unfortunately I killed him. Fortunately, It was Mini Me and I was able to forge his will, leaving everything to me and my man slave. True Story.

Answer 5

Molly Mcbutter lol

Answer 6

a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "no go to the grocery store" the next day the duck comes back and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "no go to the grocery store" the next day the duck comes back and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "NO AND IF YOU COME BACK AGAIN ASKING FOR GRAPES IM GOING TO HAMMER YOUR FEET TO THE TABLE!" the next day the ducks walks into the pharmacy and asks "do you have any nails?" the pharmacist says no and the duck says "well then do you have any grapes?"

Answer 7

if a duck could eat the eifel tower then thered be no more efiel tower cause it got eaten by a duck

Answer 8

have you seen my baseball?? will you be my friend?? i don't know i tried