Swimming with wood lice... a rip off?

Question

If any of you in the SE London area have seen the advert for "swimming with Wood lice" dont bother,....
Its a rip off... I payed 20 quid to a bloke and when i got in the pool, which i hasten to add, cost me extra. He simply threw a handfull of Woodlice in the water.. They never did anything except swim to the bottom of the swimming pool and just stay there. I was expecting them to at least tow me along or swim under my feet and lift me as Dolphins do,,, but no, nothing... have any of you experienced anything such as this.. Have i been conned or what... God, im so mad... GRrrr

Please help....Grrrr

Answer 1

No you were ripped off. A genuine one would have let you sit in on the woodlice's tea-party after the swim.

And if you know where to go, you do it for £4.50. (No concessions)

Answer 2

Theres a lot of this about.
I went on a hunting dusters safari. All it involved was being handed a catapult while some bloke draged along a duster on a bit of string.
He didn't even paint them stripey.
£30 quid wasted!

Answer 3

It's a shame you were tricked by a disreputable charlatan.

The real hardcore woodlouse swimmers have to dive to depths of over 500 feet to meet bathynomus giganteus, the giant isopod. I really wouldn't want to meet one of these under a stone:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod

Answer 4

i imagine of the style of your writing is amazingly ammature, yet its easily provide up reliable. what's the point interior the tale even with the shown incontrovertible fact that? what made you write this? are you a thief? a e book shouldnt consistently be about starting up up your self, yet i'm also into writing and that i locate that concerns come a lot less complicated at the same time as i look at myself.

Answer 5

I paid £30 to be molested by a baboon. Best money I ever spent.

Answer 6

swimming with them is one thing, hoping you can talk one of them to have your kids is a different bucket of bolts.