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2006-12-04 09:48:13 · 31 answers · asked by jason k 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

31 answers

You have to ask Santa for one this year, provided you have been a good girl or boy you should get one under your christmas tree.

Merry Christmas.

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2006-12-04 09:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Princess ♥ 6 · 0 0

Some of these answers are right and I am afraid some of them are silly. The one which is scientifically correct is mis spelt and does not involve hair styles ! perms !
Mummies and Daddies make babies and they are normal people and sometimes they can be very naughty.
Most babies are born because the Mummy and Daddy love each other and want to love a baby too. Of course you have to be very clever and nice to love like that and although there are a few very naughty Mummies and Daddies who just have sex with no love; they and their babies suffer terribly with no love at all. With no love at all, all you have is sex.
Sex, when a Daddy is well and wants to, his penis goes stiff and if the Mummy wants to her vagina becomes moist and opens. Daddy puts his penis in Mummy's vagina and they hug each other. Sperm from Daddy's testes (balls) swim down his penis, through Mummy's vagina into Mummy's tummy. If they are lucky the sperm find an egg Mummy made without knowing it in her tummy. The sperm and egg join and become a fetus (an unborn baby). The fetus grows a long tummy button (an umbilibal cord) which attaches itself to the inside of Mummy's tummy and the fetus grows into a baby and Mummy's tummy gets bigger. Mummy looks after the fetus and Daddy looks after Mummy. About 9 months Mummy has big pains in her tummy and vagina and Daddy helps her push the baby out through her vagina. It take a lot of work for Mummy and she is very tired afterwards.
I am sure that your Mummy and Daddy love you very much and they would not mind you asking them about how babies are made at all. As you know girls don't have penises, but where your penis starts a girl has a vagina. A tube to her womb or tummy.
Can you think or understand why loving a baby is important and why Mummies' and Daddies' loving each other is also important ?

2006-12-08 09:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by Aunty Wendy 3 · 0 0

Women have eggs that become a baby when semen comes in contact with the egg. Then the egg turns into a baby and then the baby is born.

2006-12-04 10:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mz Bree 5 · 0 0

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Mark

2006-12-04 09:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by dr_mark_a_horn 3 · 0 0

Babies come from either ninjas or Vikings. Although most babies that come from ninjas are born evil.

2006-12-04 10:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Mick 3 · 0 0

babies come from you mum and dad.your mum will have eggs in her body and when your dad fertilies them they will turn in to a baby and then your mum will have to carry it for 9 months and then yourmum will give birth after those 9 months so that is where babies come from.

2006-12-04 10:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

daddy hurts mummy for about 10mins (depending on how efficient he is), then she grows one in her belly for 9 months. like a tree grows a leaf in spring, but on the inside of her, not the outside. mummy will eat lots and lots of food to help the baby grow. she may be a hormonal ***** at times as well. eventually the baby jumps out of mummy and says "waaaahhhh!". your mummy cry's. the good thing is daddy wont hurt mummy again for a fair few months.

2006-12-04 10:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 0 2

Babies grows from one of the daddy's seeds and one of the mommy's eggs? Well, that's true. But many people also believe that children are a gift from God, and I think that's true, too," or however your faith informs this question.
Anyway thank GOD you are here.

2006-12-04 10:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by Antareport 4 · 0 1

The Stork!

2006-12-04 09:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by irredecent_princess 1 · 2 0

The Cabbage Patch!!!!

2006-12-04 10:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by Wonderweb 2 · 1 0

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