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I need to cut down on my swearing (or stop altogether). It's out of hand. No kids around, so it's nothing to do with offending young ears.
I've thought about swearing in another language, but I still know what I've said even if others don't.

What non-swear words do you come out with or do you just let the obscenities rip?

2006-12-04 09:40:49 · 32 answers · asked by RedIsBlue 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

What the Snitzel!
Holy Snitzel!
Aw SNITZEL!

I also sometimes say Fudgesicle.
A long time ago I had my first goose hit (while flying) and it was the first time and I was kind of surprised and I said FUUUUU- (realized the intercom was on) - DGESICKLES!!! and a couple of kids in the back were upset when they found out there were in fact no fudgesicles on board. Lol.

Good luck stopping the habit. You can do anything you set your mind to.
But hey if it's the worst habit you've got that's great.

2006-12-05 08:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by fly boy 3 · 4 0

I curse in other languages--even non-native English (for me, that's UK English).

Even if I still know I'll say something bad, I have to think a few milliseconds to replace the usual word with its foreign equivalent; in those few milliseconds, I sometimes think "don't say any bad word at all!" So in the end, it cuts down on cursing.



And hey! I recognize that picture--it's on a Creature's album cover, but I can't remember the Asian artist at the moment.

2006-12-04 09:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by Multi 3 · 3 0

Shipoopy or Cryminy or Dang or Drats or Hells Bells (is that swearing?) or Jeepers Creepers or Just Shoot Me or Why Me or For Pete's Sake - there's a few for ya

2006-12-04 09:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by cat lady 5 · 3 0

just say something close to the word like fick!! or if u want to stop faster say something like sugar i find that i get a laugh out of saying these instead and soon i just stop swearing...for awhile sometimes u need 2 lol

2006-12-04 09:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rob . 1 · 3 0

I say "Jessica Fletcher" (instead of mother f) or "grandmother Fletcher".
I also say things off a grocery list "mangos"! "Bananas" and so on.

I say Shnitzel too - lol that Hoodwinked movie is too much-!

Of course if I drop a washing machine on my foot (I did once) then I just babble incoherently and holler nonsense until I I can see straight.

2006-12-05 08:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by sen 2 · 4 0

Well, my grandma says phrases like "shoot a rubberband" and "fiddle stix". But if you need just normal, modern substitutes, I would stick to Friekin Crap Man! or gosh darnit. I say friekin a lot. Like, "your a friekin loser" or "ya friekin idiot!" It just depends on what the situation calls for. It's a good goal. You can do it! Good luck!

2006-12-04 09:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by wonderlandprincess83 3 · 3 0

I usually let the obscenities go...I try to curb back by saying them in German, but if I REALLY try to control it, I say things like "fudge" or "mother fletcher", stuff like that!

2006-12-04 09:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

I come out with total daft things like. Fruit and Nut. Jelly babies. Just so not to swore in front of mates kids and cousins.

2006-12-04 09:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Bonnielass 2 · 6 0

Duck

2006-12-04 09:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 5 0

I luv the schnitzels
-- I've been schnitzelled!!
-- Oh schnitzell!!
-- What the schnitzel!!
from Hoodwinked.

Some times I shout "Bananas" and really open my mouth wide and saying it like that is very satisfying.

2006-12-05 09:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by BeautifulJustBeautiful 2 · 1 0

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