2006-12-04 09:34:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
None would make it out.
2006-12-04 09:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Senator D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's what would happen.
Paris would be under attack by Britney Spears since Britney used to be super popular like Paris is now.
Britney would be going crazy by beating Paris up.
Lindsay would be drunk, and talking to Paris about their argument and doing nothing but trying not to puke.
Sooner or later Paris would fight back and win since Britney has low self asteem, Lindsay would pass out, and Paris would get out of the bag, calling her limo and telling the cops.
The cops would come to see Britney badly bruised, and Lindsay in her own vomit.
Soon on the cover of PEOPLE magazine rumors and the truth would be stirred, making them on the front cover.
2006-12-04 18:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by Roxy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say Lindsey lohan because if she get out the bag first before Paris Hilton and Britney spears
2006-12-04 17:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by blueyellowyogi 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
None, they would suffercate from the lack of media attention they so desperatly need to survive!!!
*Paris= A fart in a mitten, Has the persoanlity andf I.Q. of a wet blanket but claims the whole "ditsy" act is just a facade.
*Lindsey- such a drunk, skanky underage attention w.hore, who does know wether she's comming or going.
*Britney- Trailer TRASH!!, no morals, looser attractor, sucker, who's becoming a full fledge media attention whore who rather show off her snatch to the world, instead of trying to take care of her kids.
2006-12-04 19:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♠GrInD♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, what I would do is tie a knot on the end of that bag and throw it over a bridge.
Or maybe take the bag home, dress up as Jesus, and let the girls out of the bag. They would be confused, and I would offer them a few lines of Heaven coke. They would take it, along with a few Heaven spliffs and some booze. Then I would tell the girls that there is only one way into heaven, first of which, you can't go fully clothed. Second, you must do things (most of which I can't even write here!) that Paris did on her video tap to me, Ol' Jesus. They would start, and so would my camera (heck, I need to make money off this somehow)... And after a bit of fun, I would tell them its time to get back in the bag. Tie a knot on it, toss it in my trunk, and drive for a while. I would be able to hear the girls, asking muffled questions like- 'Where are we going?' and 'Are we in heaven yet?'... I would ignore these questions, and turn on a tape a pigs singing gospel music. Pigs singing for rich swine- I like that...
And what would happen next? Find a bridge and toss the bag over. And tell them, "Yeah, now you all found God!"
2006-12-04 17:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Paris, Britney then Lindsay!! Paris took karate lessons!! HAAHAHA
2006-12-04 19:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris and Lindsey... Britney would probably fart and stink em out of the bag!
2006-12-04 17:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Probadly Paris would so she could get her picture taken.
2006-12-04 18:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sunshine Suzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None of them. I think they all like being "in the bag" so they wouldn't fight to get out.
2006-12-04 18:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by lolasmommy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
neither of them...
I would double knot it ( and its a plastic bag, not paper ) ..wrap it in duct tape...and throw it the feed pen at a hog farm...after the hogs have not been fed for at least a week...
2006-12-04 17:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
paris hilton shes so skinny she could fit thogh the stitching
2006-12-04 17:36:47 · answer #11 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋