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Yeah, I know you don't want to admit it, but you know the song from Alanis Morrisette! Let's be creative. Finish the the sentence.

2006-12-04 09:12:06 · 35 answers · asked by Suz E. Home BAKER 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'm loving the creative ones. You guys make me laugh.

2006-12-04 09:16:41 · update #1

Everyone gets the thumbs up from me. :)

2006-12-04 09:19:17 · update #2

35 answers

1. on the light switch
2. on the vacuum cleaner switch
3. a cordless drill
4. in your nose
5. in your friends nose
6. in your friends pocket
7. in the toilet
8. on a bologna sandwich
9. in your blouse
10. reaching for.....reaching for.........HEY!, exit only, exit only!

2006-12-04 09:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by slivers 7 · 1 0

Subject: The Princess has in her HAND ?

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,

The PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal, Wood, Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,

She will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an Object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.

The prince went away sadly.


The second prince brought diamonds.


He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt
But alas,
Once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.


The third prince approached. He told the princess,Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.


She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!


The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.


Question: What was in the prince's pants? What did the Princees' have in her HAND?
(Scroll down for the answer)


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M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??

smile
good luck

2006-12-05 10:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Alanis is a one album wonder...she made a fortune after that album sold over ten million copies and then she disappeared with her money. Way to go Alanis! You did the right thing.

2006-12-04 09:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Glen Quagmire 3 · 1 1

Smack'n the bejesus out of Alanis for writing that idiotic song.

2006-12-04 09:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 1 1

I have one hand in my pocket playing with my balls and the other one is holding my rifle with alanis in the scope

2006-12-04 09:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by Gabe 3 · 1 0

finding my alanis song on my ipod

2006-12-04 09:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Lanie 3 · 1 1

I got one hand in my pocket and the other one on your butt.lol.Just kidding.lol

2006-12-04 09:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 · 1 0

Smoking on a cig or giving out high fives can't remember

2006-12-04 09:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 1 2

in a yellow poke a doted clove that is in the 7th layer of hell.

2006-12-04 09:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

wrapped around Alanis's thorat and am squeezing very hard.

2006-12-04 09:13:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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