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2006-12-04 09:10:21 · 9 answers · asked by STEVE1984 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Ok , but thats tottally unfair...
Firstly, They do talk already as ive found out so theres no need to teach them anything.but because they only actually whisper, then you have to go to Maplins and get a SMEGLY mk3 ULTRA SOUND DEVICE.
They are on offer as it goes this week.
www.maplin.co.uk
Now get your earthworm and place him on a metal dish securely with the aid of some sellotape. Remember which end his head is with a dob of paint. If you get this wrong you will only hear some Farty noises. Now light a match and gently warm the plate up. Turn up the ol Smegly to full volume and as the plate gets red hot you should start to hear a sort of screamming sound.
I must warn you though, this experiment does finally kill the worm, but hey... Who gives a sh*t...and it does soon teach you that all worms are sex maniacs. I know this for a fact cos at the end they all called me a F'kin Pr**k. Thats with the Smegly set at 9...Try it and enjoy...
2006-12-04 09:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by pop c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a long and mighty rough road you start down when you decide to teach one of our annelid (so go look it up) friends to talk.
I assume you have a male, because the females are notoriously temperamental. The first thing you should do is determine your worm's age!! This sounds elementary, but many's the sad worm owner who started with an elderly worm and had the poor bugger expire before uttering a word. So don't fall into that error.
Actually, of course, you can't teach a worm to talk in the sense of knowing what he's saying (him knowing, not you), but you can indeed teach him to make human sounding vocal noises much like a parrot or a turtle.
The easiest way is to hire a good voice coach-------sorry to have to be the one to say this, but professional help early on is well worth the expense. It will make Willy (if I may refer to your worm as Willy------it brings back memories of the late Willy that I found by my gatepost and kept under my pillow for more than a fortnight until he was discovered by my Nanny), much more receptive to your training.
Once you've completed this step, the rest is simple. Just always reward Willy when he does well, and if Willy wants, well,we'll let Willy whistle.
2006-12-04 17:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by JIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make sure that you have an English one.........else they wont understand you properly. There are a lot of imposters out there.....U can tell by the way they come to the surface. If they come out ar*e first they are illegal aliens and should be shot immediately! They refuse to talk ...... even under highly intensive interrogation...... Good luck with your quest Sir!! Be careful out there....its a jungle!!
2006-12-04 17:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I taught my earthworms to talk - it took me years of hard work and patience. I also trained them to do simple tricks.
But I'm certainly not going to tell YOU how I did it!
2006-12-04 17:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by david f 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Introduce it to a book worm as they are well read & some of is will rub off
2006-12-04 17:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talking for (Eearthworm) Dummies - of course.
2006-12-04 17:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what you mean earthworms cant talk? hello!! EARTHWORM Jim!! That is all...
2006-12-04 17:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
SPEAK little wormie SPEAK AND SAY IT VERY LOUD
2006-12-04 17:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by Nani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yoo have to find a worm whisperer....
2006-12-04 17:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by bad juju girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋