THE NAME OF OUR BAND IS: BOUTIQUES FOR TIFFANY.
I WOULD CLASSIFY OUR MUSIC AS SOFT, ABSTRACT, ARTSY, AND "PROGRESSIVE".
OUR GROUP IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF NERDY ARTFAGS WHO, AFTER GETTING BULLIED AROUND ALL OUR LIVES, ARE NOW ELITIST HIPSTERS WHO THINK WE'RE SO "RAD".
OUR INFLUENCES INCLUDE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, RADIOHEAD, COLDPLAY, U2, AND ANY BAND THAT HAS "THE" IN ITS NAME.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY GUITAR SOLOS, SINCE THAT ACTUALLY REQUIRES TALENT.
WE DON'T HAVE TOO MANY KILLER GUITAR RIFFS EITHER, BECAUSE WE PREFER THROWING IN RANDOM BEEPS AND CHIMES TO SATISFY OUR ***** FANBASE.
OUR LEAD SINGER SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TESTOSTERONE-DEFICIENT.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE OF MUSIC, THEN YOU MUST NOT "GET" US BECAUSE WE'RE TOO "CEREBRAL" FOR YOU. IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY AND ROCK ISN'T SUPPOSED TO ROCK ANYMORE.
2006-12-04 08:17:32 · 6 answers · asked by ELITIST ASSHOLE 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Bad news first: No.
Good news: You will have a better chance by writing a teen book about adventures of a a band like that. It will be a hit, faggywise and beyond!
2006-12-04 08:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by rollodecriente 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an experiment on monkeys with intruments.
As far as your "group" be "too cerebral", remember that genius is one step away from total retardation. You might be confusing the two.
2006-12-04 16:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have a good chance in Japan, but anyways good luck with whatever you do
2006-12-04 16:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops! my mistake (in an earlier answer) - i see where you're going with this now...
2006-12-04 16:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious,
i'd love to listen to you guys.i bet you have a killer live show.
2006-12-04 16:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by First L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will say one thing NEVER
Sorry
2006-12-04 16:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by lovefergieangel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋