You've just eaten too much turkey and watched the Queens speech, now it's time for the Christmas day afternoon movie. Over the years Hollywood has produced some funny, cringe worthy, did he/she really say what I think they said and some downright unbelievably cheesy quotes. My personal favourite is from about 20 minutes from the end of The Greatest Story Ever Told, John Wayne as a centurion says "Truly, this man was the son of God" at which point you then expect him to say ""Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from." (Stagecoach (1939)). You get the idea. Alan Rickmans "Cancel Christmas" from Prince of Thieves is a good one as well.
The challenge is yours, post a quote to top the Duke's with checkable links to prove you're not making it up.
The prize for the best Answer is knowing you are a sad movie geek who probably knows more about movies than highly educated, highly paid, highly up their own anal orifices critics.
2006-12-04 07:50:20 · 7 answers · asked by Brian R 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
OK...sorry for any crudeness, but this is one of my favorite lines from a Christmas movie...I copied and pasted it from IMDB.com, so the credit for it goes to them, and of course, Chevy Chase..so here it is... Clark Griswold has had a very Un-merry Christmas with his lovely family, and had just...had...enough...
from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"...
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."
Once again...sorry for the foul language ( I added the asterisks myself, for those who are sticklers about plagiarism and quoting a source correctly)
But, it's funny, ain't it?
2006-12-04 08:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by VA Mamma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Christmas Vacation National Lampoons
2006-12-04 16:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Island Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Heat when De Niro and Pacino are in the diner I think it is Pacino says 'who, who' and De Niro says 'Is there a f===ing owl in here?' I creased and had to leave the theatre
2006-12-07 10:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by baz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you play some Christmas music?
This is Christmas music! (he then starts to play the Run-DMC Christmas rap)
- from Die Hard
2006-12-04 15:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by Fire_God_69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone says "Happy Holidays" you would say if you were a celeb say"yea yea yea" really quite.
2006-12-04 15:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by beccaboo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto"
Pure Hollywood cheese that was on at Christmas year after year after year..............
2006-12-04 16:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You'll shoot your eye out"
-Ralphie's mom
-Santa!
-Ralphie's teacher
2006-12-04 16:30:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋