Can anyone tell me the lyrics of the old school nickelodeon show "Pete & Pete" introduction song?

Question

This song was like the hardest to understand.

Answer 1

I got two for ya...

1). The near indecipherable and much-debated lyrics to the theme song are: "Hey smiling strange, you're looking happily deranged (Can you settle to shoot me,) and have you picked your target yet Hey Sand..."
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2). Hey Sandy
Hey smiling strange,
You're looking happily deranged,
Can you sale the shim-ba?
Or have you picked your dog out yet?

Hey Sandy! (I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie)
Does your dog bite? (I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie)
Hey Sandy?

Barking away,
End of species is the end of the day.
We was only funning.
But guilty, I thought she had it coming.

Hey Sandy! (I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie)
Does your dog bite? (I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie)
Hey Sandy?

(Calypso guitar)

(Jamming gutiar)

(I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie) Hey Sandy!
Does your dog bite? (I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie)
Hey Sandy?

(I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie) Hey Sandy!
Does your dog bite? (I, Y-Ie, Y-Ie, Y-Ie)
Hey Sandy? Hey!

(Calypso guitar)

http://maytg_jedi.tripod.com/pp/petecass.htm#Intro

Answer 2

It doesn't look like it's been released to the public.

There appears to be no plausible reason, besides an attempt for publicity, to release the lyrics to the song but continue to withhold just one line. Since Mark Mulcahy continued to refuse to reveal the lyric long after the show had gone into reruns and was no longer being publicized, it does not seem likely that it was a publicity stunt. Another postulated possibility is that the original lyric contained a reference to drugs, and so could not be revealed at the time the show aired or was still airing as a children's program on television. The fact that the song is thought to refer to Vietnam protest student Sandra Scheuer makes this theory even more likely. Those who espouse this theory believe the missing lyric to be, "Can you sell me a shroom, babe?" It is speculated that Nickelodeon, aware of the potential fight with the censors, encouraged Mulcahy not to release the lyrics so the series could continue to be rated TV-Y, should it ever air in reruns again. - wikipedia


The near indecipherable and much-debated lyrics to the theme song are: "Hey smiling strange, you're looking happily deranged (Can you settle to shoot me,) and have you picked your target yet Hey Sandy...ai yai yai yai... Don't Ya' Talk Back, Hey Sandy Four feet Away, end of speech its the end of the day We was only funning, but guiltily I thought... You had it comin', Hey Sandy, Don't Ya Talk Back, Hey Sandy." The line in parenthesis above has never been revealed by the band members, and "Can you settle to shoot me?" is only one of several interpretations. - imdb