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Best excuse - I'm sick (and I was sick!). I never skipped school and I have never skipped work. I haven't called in sick in nearly 3 years.

2006-12-04 07:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0 0

In hospital having baby. (got me a year off work!)

Mind you it also signed me up for eighteen years of NEVER HAVING A DAY OFF!

Scratch that. Best excuse: I'm not coming in. See you all tomorrow!

2006-12-04 15:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, I see 4 · 0 0

I use the stomach issues excuse! They never ask questions about that one. Stomach issues could be more than one thing, so I never get asked what it is. lol

2006-12-04 15:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by ~B~ 4 · 0 0

who needs an excuse?

2006-12-04 15:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by The "Spence" 2 · 0 0

woke up with a terrible migraine

2006-12-04 15:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Boop 7 · 0 0

explosive diarrhea -- is anyone really going to dispute it!

2006-12-04 15:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by Miss February 3 · 0 0

diarrhea. no one says much after that.

2006-12-04 15:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 0 0

A classic - "I'm sick"

2006-12-04 15:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0 0

I just don't do it....

2006-12-04 15:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0 0

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