A housewife wakes up late one night to what sounds like shattering glass in her living room below. Taking the utmost precaution, she puts on her nightgown, and tip-toes downstairs. She sees her husband sitting on his recliner with all the fine drinking glasses and two half full bottles of liquor next to him. Across the room there is a mountain of shattered glass. The husband pours a fresh glass, quickly drinks it, and throws it across the room with a loud CRACK! adding to the glass pile. "Whats the matter, honey?" the wife asks.
"I don't wanna talk about it," the husband replies.
The wife says, "Dear, you can talk to me about anything you know that."
"Well, you know when your dad caught us having sex the night you lost your virginity?"
"Yes?" she says.
"And he told me I could either marry you or spend 20 years in jail."
"Yeah. So?"
"I would've gotten out today."
2006-12-04 06:07:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Very Funny New Guy!! Keep up the laughter
2006-12-04 06:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by KansasCityGirl26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats to funny
2006-12-04 14:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-12-04 14:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
It's never too late.
2006-12-04 14:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Yeah. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol no question though
2006-12-04 14:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Belinda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That goes both ways :)
2006-12-04 14:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....not LOL funny, but funny.... :)
2006-12-04 14:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. good one =P
2006-12-04 14:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.Neville 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-12-04 14:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋