My father was an alien defender and i took after him. he would always tell me tales of the gentle alien nature but i have not been fortunate enough to experince this wonderful pleasure. where are they hiding? help! i feel the aliens are the only race that understands me. oh, while i'm asking, does anyone want a kinky best friend?
2006-12-04 05:14:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
have you tried hanging around New Jersey yet?
2006-12-04 05:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea what an alien defender is but I can tell you this...if you're talking about Grays, they don't need to abduct us anymore. Their race was dying so they used us to repopulate and relocate elsewhere on a planet similar to ours. As for the more humanoid aliens, some are here living with us and some are on standby waiting for first contact.
Kinky best friends rock!
2006-12-04 05:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by emmie8750 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful. Most aliens that interact directly with man are not friendly. Some are good and some are bad. If your dad had anything to do with aliens, it's likely you will too. In fact you probably already have.
2006-12-04 05:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try driving in the middle of the night. The other day my friend saw a bright light suspended in the sky when he was driving on the freeway, so he stopped his car since there was no car around and he confirmed that the light was not moving at all, just floating in the sky.
2006-12-04 05:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by ancient112 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Douglas Adams proved that all visiting aliens are just teasers- kids with nothing to do then buzz planets that haven't made interstellar contact. I don't think you want to spend time talking to bored teenagers. anything you tell them will be anwered by "like, whatever!"
2006-12-04 05:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the aliens don't know you are waiting for them. How did your father get in contact with them?
2006-12-04 07:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Oracle Blackrose ( Pagan ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Childeren leave cookies for Santa. Leave a tube of KY out and I'm sure you'll get your anal probe.
2006-12-04 05:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're making a fool out of yourself
2006-12-04 05:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Super Saucy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what they say..."the watch-alien never boils..."! oh wait...I think it's "shows up"!
2006-12-04 05:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by RandomGonzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try the U.S. - Mexican border. There's sure to be some there.
And sure, I'll be your best friend.
2006-12-04 09:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by Mithrandir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋