2006-12-04 04:34:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
the child to its mother
Child:"mommy why dont you give me candy"
Mother:"because you dont deserve it"
Child:"You know what."
Mother: What?"
Child: Im gonna tell grandma you and daddy were humping"
i completely bursted out laughing not cute but maybe :P!P:P!:!P
2006-12-04 04:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tiffles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine told me her 3 yr old son looked at her and said,
"You want a piece of me?!?"
lol
2006-12-04 10:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by starrzfan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy why does the baby have flies on her nose on telly ... and why is his mommy crying?
My six year old son says Dad why do Ethiopian children have cobwebs on their bums.... I was shocked !!! when he said coz they dont use them..
2006-12-04 05:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Saddam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son who speaks in mixed languages (English, German, Tagalog) recited to me:
Mommy, the sun fell down, so its broken, Its broken that's why its dark...
2006-12-04 04:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tomoyo K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama, Where's my Boxer?
2006-12-04 04:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 7yr. old grandson said that our legs should not be connected to our butts becaise it looks funny to him.
2006-12-04 04:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
when my daughter was in pre-school,she state that [children are frustrating,and im one of them]
2006-12-04 04:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by daleswife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goo.
2006-12-04 04:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by grumpyfiend 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a s h l
could you guess?
2006-12-04 04:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy. (happ-eee!)
2006-12-04 04:37:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jaime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋