English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

be interested in a little nookie that night? Have men never heard that women are like crock pots - we need to be warmed up?

2006-12-04 04:06:12 · 11 answers · asked by shellbugger 5 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

11 answers

Warmin em up is a must, but you have got the gripe, complain, and all day jerk thing associated with men. I am sure you meant women. I will assume its a typo

2006-12-04 04:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by ckgene 4 · 2 0

because men take lessons ffrom the masters of this - WOMEN. that old line about a woman being like a crock pot is a bunch of bull, it is just a way for a woman to get out of giving up the booty or sucking her man's penis. men don't fall for this. if there is a reason to complain then do so, cuz trust me a woman will with out blinking an eye. women stop looking for excuses to screw ur man, cuz if u don't then someone else will and then it will be ur fualt for him cheating.

2006-12-04 12:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by keithy 3 · 2 0

And women never gripe, complain, and act like bitches? And if their man ever stands up and says that she needs to stop acting like a baby, she screams at him. Sorry, this doesn't fly. In all the families I know the women complain twice as much and twice as often than their husbands. More often, the man will only complain *after* the wife asks him to "open up" and share his feelings. Surprise! Some of his feelings are not flattering to her, so then she tries to cut him off. Don't ask for something and then punish compliance. But if he has something that she doesn't like, have no fear, the whole town will know in less than half an hour because she'll have called all her friends and laid it out right away. As an example, you posted this question on Yahoo Answers!

These games are for children. Grow up, you're married now. You promised to be his to "have and to hold." So, let him have you, let him hold you, and if you're not ready, figure out how you can get ready. It's not fair to him for you to hold out just because he's actually talking to you about what's on his mind. I'm not saying just spread them and get it over with, I'm saying find out the problem and fix it. You complaining about you not finding the solution to the problem isn't helping anyone. Talk to him, deal with the problem.

2006-12-04 12:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sean J 5 · 1 2

because all women like to put nice Italian Sausage in their crock pots. is that what they're calling a p u s s y now a days?

2006-12-04 12:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, If you leave the crockpot cold when they open there mouth and say something stupid they will get the hint soon after going "hungry" for a few days. Most men are like puppies. Easily housebroken and the ones that aren't... well, they can sleep in the yard. A man can be the king of his castle but when the queen is cold the castle is a big pile of cold stones.

2006-12-04 12:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by jessica a 2 · 1 2

Whenever hubby is "going in for the kill" in the bedroom I will explain to him why I don't want him (griping,complaining, being a jerk) and I just turn over and hope that he retains some of what i just told him, and refrains from being expectant of "pleasures" when he knows he wasn't good to me that day.

2006-12-04 12:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Amy 3 · 1 1

Real men, mature men and those who are secure in themselves know this. They know and do in their hearts appreciate the person in their life. This doesn't include complaining and such. There are many guys who understand this so don't settle.

2006-12-04 12:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by jackson 7 · 0 0

Oh girl I am right there with you. My fiance does that to me all the time and when I refuse to give him sex cause he was actin like a jerk all day, he goes and gets mad at me! What the hell is up with that! Unfortunatly, I don't think that will ever change. Men just see sex as sex and us woman see it to be as something more romantic and sensual.

2006-12-04 12:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by J 2 · 0 1

Because you LET them. Try telling them how you feel instead of here on answers.

2006-12-04 12:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by MrNiceGuy 3 · 1 1

LOL! I know the feeling.

2006-12-04 12:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by SavvyGrl 5 · 0 1

fedest.com, questions and answers