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After you got married, how long did it take for your husband to randomly fart in front of you? Husbands, how long before you began to openly fart in front of your wife? ( It took my husband about 2 years.)

2006-12-04 03:25:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

33 answers

My first one it was when I say Yes at the Church....!!!!

2006-12-04 03:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by luis XV 3 · 4 2

I have done that all my life and in front of my wife before we got married. That was a new thing for her since her first husband did not fart or her father did not fart.

2006-12-04 05:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My husband does it all the time and has since a few months into our relationship. Believe it or not, I have never farted in front of him and we have been together for 12 YEARS. I like to keep the mystery in the relationship.

2006-12-04 03:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by puzzled 2 · 1 0

I think that once you have farted in front of each other that just means that you are comfortable with one another.... I know that my husband farted in front of me way before we said I Do....

It took me a little longer but, I just think why should I have to hold this fart in and feel miserable when farts happen no need to hide them just laugh it off...

I think that worst is when you try to hide it or just fart in someones face.... So just fart nicely and fairly and remember farts happen even when you are married

2006-12-04 03:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

We're not married yet and the farting already began. It didn't take long - we were friends first, though. I have some friends taht have been married and still don't! If you don't let your guard down around your spouse, who can you let it down around? Probably friends during a baseball game, but you know what I mean.

2006-12-04 03:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Men aren't the only beings on earth capable of farting. I started farting openly about 6 months after we started living together, before we were married. So, I guess he loves me despite my lovely flatulence. And I did it before he did,, so I was no shy about it. ;)

2006-12-04 03:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I began to fart before we were married...I tried to "slip" one out while in bed one night but he smelled oh well...But now I openly fart and I feel more liberated =)

2006-12-04 04:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Day 1

2006-12-04 03:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by sdsijfadsfii i 1 · 1 0

About three weeks into the relationship, he farted, really, really loudly, so I retaliated. Yes, we are eight-year-olds in the humour department, but that broke the ice. Now it's no big deal if it happens by mistake, though generally we try to do it in another room.

2006-12-04 03:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 2 0

farting is part of the fun relationship that my wife and i have and it make a good ice breaker.. i been doing it in font of my wife for over 13 year and my wife has been doing it in front of me for the same..

2006-12-04 03:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by celticdragon 6 · 1 0

lol a week! and he's still at it so I figured I'd join in the fun {lmfao} farting is a normal natural body occurrence nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of everyone does it

2006-12-04 03:38:52 · answer #11 · answered by texas_angel_wattitude 6 · 1 0

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