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You were you drunk and fondling in front of your two year old again, weren't you?....Weren't you? Oh, the bills your going to have for his therapy. Can you imagine?

2006-12-05 02:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Again? ::sigh:: Listen, uh, I'm sorry about that. I also had a little too much of the good stuff and got a little social. I hope your a ss is feeling better, though.

2006-12-04 11:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0 0

Maybe after a bottle of rum you like to get spanked!

2006-12-04 11:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 2 0

It's what happened after you drank it. All the people at the bar thank you!

2006-12-04 12:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0 0

bend over and remove the bottle

2006-12-04 11:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Wiley 5 · 1 0

a) you were sitting on the bottle
b) you were so drunk someone did bad things to your tushy
c) you fell down
d) all of the above

2006-12-04 11:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol twatwaffles at it again.......probably cuz some guy has his penis in your ace while you were doing the captain morgan pose.......

2006-12-04 11:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0 0

You must have been at my party, there were a lot of people there and some of them had the same problem.....I've gotta stop hosting these things!

2006-12-04 11:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Maybe it was the burrito you ate with extra jallepenos...

2006-12-04 11:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Those two guys and that girl next you answer it all.

2006-12-04 11:09:34 · answer #10 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0 0

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