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If we have another outbreak of foot and mouth in the UK before Xmas would Santas reindeer be allowed into the countryside?. Would Rudolph, Blitzzen etc end up as reindeer kebabs on some pyre in the countryside if Santa ignored the exclusion zones?

Would Santa get an ASBO for breaching the law?? Or would Santa have to revert to modern modes of transport....like Ivor the engine? Or even Herbie?

2006-12-04 02:58:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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the reindeer would be hanged for attempting to spread foot and mouth, and santa will probably have been exposed as a pervert and a fraud by then.

2006-12-04 03:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

no........ i think he'd get away with it, because he's just have to make sure that he parked the reindeer on the roofs of houses... therefore..... as they can fly between the houses they wouldn't actually be touching the country side, and therefore not be a threat to the foot and mouth crisis if it was to return.....

also im sure that he'd have to visit England last... Definitely after the USA and Canada, as they paniced so much last time, he wouldn't be aloud in..

good question though, I'm sure he'll be making contingency plans now that the question has been raised

its the EASTER BUNNY i worry for

2006-12-04 11:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by Bmp1ksh 3 · 0 0

I never thought of that! but I'm sure santa will find a way to make sure his reindeers get to the houses in the countryside, to deliver the goods! :D

He'll use his magic and make sure is reindeer are healthy!

Happy Christmas!

2006-12-04 12:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by Destinysfaith 2 · 0 0

Santa has a passport throughout the world, as he is magic. besides his reindeer do not associate with infected livestock so are immune

2006-12-04 12:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

nah, Santa will just have to get with the times and put an engine in his flying sleigh.

Are you out to ruin the magic of Christmas or what?! lol

2006-12-05 11:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by rainbowarrior73 4 · 0 0

Reindeer smell and are hard to feed. I bet he wishes he'd have a flying ferrari instead!

2006-12-04 11:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no cos the reindeer mainly fly and they never touch the ground
They only land on rooves and there is no way other cloven hoofed animals will get up on rooves and catch anything

2006-12-04 13:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0 0

Santa would have to have transportable cattle mats. Ivor the engins dragon idris, would have to have disinfected slippers. bog I'm off

2006-12-04 11:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by : 6 · 0 2

maybe it's time to gat santa a hoverround hoverboard

2006-12-04 11:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by kneekey 2 · 0 0

yes

2006-12-04 11:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jester 5 · 0 0

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