A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A Litre of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
And one pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly
2006-12-04 02:31:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh my gosh that is like the best one i have heard so far lol ROFL
2006-12-04 02:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by tanyamarie23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I've heard that before. But if he's drunk, he could be making a huge mistake because she could be really hot and perceive her incorrectly. Drunk people sure miss out on the best things in life.. :-P
2006-12-04 10:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Wetawd!!NRR! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I never enjoy any of your jokes.I think it's stupid how you have 3 other accounts to post the same jokes over and over.
2006-12-04 19:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be how people know I'm single all the time.
2006-12-04 10:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny
2006-12-04 10:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before.
2006-12-04 10:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by lisa29212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats sad! lol, but really funny, lmao! That makes my head hurt laughing...im sick!
2006-12-04 10:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. Heard it before.
2006-12-04 10:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you must be ugly
no body in this world is ugly
2006-12-04 10:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by aluminiumengineers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Facking hilarious!! I've been trying to find this joke for 2 weeks to post it!!! Thanks!!! 10/10
2006-12-04 10:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋