1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Clauscalled and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
2006-12-04 01:34:41 · 6 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ummm, Santa's not real.
2006-12-04 01:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by Joni J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would add to your wonderful list but Ithink you have it all covered
*prints out your list and mails it to everyone that I know*
happy prank making holidays
2006-12-04 09:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by chexmix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Those are good 1's.
2006-12-04 09:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ideas
2006-12-04 09:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny
2006-12-04 10:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff
thanks
2006-12-04 09:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋