I am a first kilt wearer what do i wear underneath it?

Answer 1

nothing..............

Answer 2

The short answer is whatever you feel comfortable wearing under it. I wear a kilt from time to time, and sometimes I wear underwear and sometimes I don't. For me, it depends on the occasion and whether or not I may accidentally be exposed to children, may be very active, etc.

Answer 3

Trust me nothing but a smile is all you need
Click on the link for a picture of me in my kilt and you will see

Answer 4

Nothing. The only time anything is worn under a kilt is when you are parading in front of the Queen.

Answer 5

To wear it properly it has to be nothing! If it is a hired kilt you might want to wear underwear as you never know who's been there before you!

Answer 6

I'm sure lots of people will give that old bull $hit about wearing nothing, well that's all it is bull $hit, you wear shorts under your kilt.

Answer 7

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OK, no site about kilts would be complete without providing answers to the age-old question, "What does a Scotsman (or any other nationality, for that matter) wear under his kilt?" Well, it depends on exactly HOW the question is asked. Here are some suggestions (this assumes a gentleman is being queried by a lady): Site search Web search

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What lies beneath?
By Harriet Arkell, Evening Standard

The vast majority of Scotsmen still choose to wear nothing beneath their kilts, according to a survey out today.

The survey of men north of the border revealed that 69 per cent of kilt-wearers prefer to "go commando".

Of the remainder, 14 per cent said they wore boxers and 10 per cent chose briefs - with 7 per cent admitting to falling into the rather ambiguous "other" category. One man admitted wearing a thong with a Batman motif.

Researchers found that a large number of Scotsmen often made up their minds on the basis of how formal the occasion was. Many preferred to wear underwear for occasions such as weddings, while on less formal outings such as rugby matches they went without.

The survey was carried out by The Famous Grouse for St Andrew's Day.




"WHAT DO YOU WEAR UNDER YOUR KILT?"

How badly do you want to know?
How warm are your hands?
Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn't ask. She was right, God bless 'er.
My Scottish pride.
On a good day, lipstick.
Play your cards right and you can find out.
Tell me madam , would you go jogging without a bra? If so, where do you jog and when?
Sorry, I'm a bit shy and not much good with words. Give me your hand...
Talcum powder
"WHAT'S UNDER YOUR KILT?"

A wee set of pipes.
Bagpipes, wanna give 'em a blow?
It's the smallest airport in the world.....2 hangars and a night fighter.
My shoes and socks.
String -- I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the kilt.
What God graced me with.
"WHAT'S WORN UNDER YOUR KILT?"

Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order.
"WHY DO THEY CALL IT A KILT?"

'Cause that's what I did to the last guy who called it a skirt!
Here are some suggestions assuming a gentleman is being queried by another gentleman:

Same as you, only bigger.
Your wife's/sister's/mother's lipstick.

HIS FIRST KILT

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt.

He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"

So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed. A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the shop.

"Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."

So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.

When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"

"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.

"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show here.

"Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.

Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"

A weekilt boo-boo from Hong Kong:

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Answer 8

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low through the streets with your kilt you'll go all the women'll shout High Ho Johnny wheres yours your trousers

Answer 9

NOTHING!!!
might be a little cold to begin with but totally comando is the way to go.
plus, im sure you will get plenty of women asking for a flash, so if you are hung like a horse, get in there!

Answer 10

if you want to be true to the tradition of kilt wearing then it must be nothing at all!

Answer 11

I think you should go for wearing nothing like a true Scot, although I think the British weather (defo Scottish weather BBrrrrr!!) will make it very cold for your little man who may just shrink !