For example whilst enjoying a thoroughly satisfying session on the thrown did you discover there was no toilet paper? did the door ring half way through? did you notice a policeman walking towards you as you were squatting in the MacDonalds door entrance? that sort of thing
2006-12-04 00:10:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, but it's shite when Lottie...x reaches her limit and I have to flush CC...x out...
2006-12-04 18:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by CC...x 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here's one....................
I was working on a site in central London where an office block was being refurbished.
I was working on the first floor when the call came for a mid-morning log.
As the building was under refurbishment, there were a few essential things missing at the time - in my toilet there was no frosted glass in the window overlooking the street outside.
"Not a problem" I thought, "I'm on the first floor - no passers-by to worry about and I'm not fussed about the occasional nosey pigeon".
As I settled down for a strain and a read of the football reports, up pulled a double-decker open-top tour bus - top deck stuffed to the gunnels with Japanese tourists.
I often wonder if there are any photo albums in the Land of the Rising Sun that have a photo titled "Ingrish Man Clapping In Rundun".
2006-12-04 08:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not that kind, Ichi, but I have suffered from the kind where you get to the middle of a loaf of bread and find some mold, causing you to have to run out to the store to get another loaf, just to make a decent sandwich! I hate that when that happens.....
2006-12-04 08:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. When your waiting and waiting for an important call and you're clenching your cheeks. You decide to go and right in the middle the phone rings and you say "Oh s@#t, there's the call!"
2006-12-04 08:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget being at work and one of you co-workers pounds on the door, asking if you have fallen in. That's a disrupter
2006-12-04 08:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
luckily i have not been in this position, but often wondered why everyone thinks it is "cute" for the andrex puppy to come along and steal the bog roll - I'd stamp on the little b@stard!
2006-12-04 11:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no mid-life crisis yet.., just a few hot flushes probably on the horizon..
2006-12-04 08:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! when im on the toilet and the bell or phone rings!!!
and also when im on the bus to college, i remember i have forgotten something important at home!!!
im facing them all tha time! lol
2006-12-04 08:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, but not as how u put it...
like ur rushing and u 4 got to bring what u need to bring...
or ur in a relationship but ur not certain on where it is goin or ur job is doin well but people around u are pulling u down....
2006-12-04 08:24:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..it was last week when my 18mth old figured out how to open the door and walked in on me and my cat was right beside him!
2006-12-04 08:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by chike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just gotten a couple of phone calls.
2006-12-04 09:56:31 · answer #11 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋