Imagine you are asked to write the speech - what would you put and why? I would dress up the Queen in a pink sparkly outfit with a fluffy tiara and sparkly wand and sit her on a Barbie throne and have her decree that all her subjects would be entitled to a free footmassage and a packet of Jelly Babies every week for life.
2006-12-03 23:45:52 · 10 answers · asked by gorgeousfluffpot 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Ha ha ha, there's some great answers here that are making me laugh out loud ... keep going! More, please!
2006-12-03 23:56:10 · update #1
Ha ha ha, there's some great answers here that are making me laugh out loud ... keep going! More, please!
2006-12-03 23:56:14 · update #2
As you will all know, I am head of state and not those revolting Scotsmen Blair, Brown, Cameron and Campbell. I have therefore decided to send them all to the Tower. At the end of this broadcast, some 0900 numbers will appear on the screen so you may decide which bits we chop orff first. And a happy and holy Christmas to you all.
2006-12-03 23:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the purely element i'd opt for to take heed to contained in the Queen's speech is that she intends gifting away the better part of her tremendous fortune to assist the poor, the homeless and the elderly in Britain. i'd have comprehend for her if she did. yet she received't, she prefers to make noises about slicing decrease back on her expenditures and making out she is time-honored with poverty. extra efficient to close up if so. purely morons take heed to her each 3 hundred and sixty 5 days. it isn't purely Christmas this 3 hundred and sixty 5 days which will be a ''extra sombre time for most''. Very a lot of her electorate lead continuously sombre existences because of the poverty they bear daily of their lives, with little or no wish of having it any different. As for the ''violence in distant lands'', nicely, there is hypocrisy for you. Her kingdom and her ancestors have created a procedures more desirable than their justifiable percentage of that contained in the previous and under no circumstances too distant at that. I purely sense sorry for the warriors of her 'kingdom' being despatched out to wrestle in places the position they ought to not be for wars that shouldn't exist because they're only the whim of ability searching for megalomaniacs.
2016-11-23 15:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by kinzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have her say "I the queen have realised what a complete waste of time and money I am so the entire royal family is going to be dismantled and we will live like the normal people like we are and buckingham palace and all my jewels will be auctioned off and the money will be re distributed fairly amongst all British persons."
2006-12-03 23:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES! I LIKE!! You get my vote..
By the way - did you know that the Queen believes she is the heir to David's throne and the representative of God on earth?... I didn't. Only when I came accross their oaths & things did I realise... Guess I'm not one for THAT monarchy, so gimme the jellybabies ANY day!
2006-12-03 23:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sugar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if i was a member of the royal family, it would have to be a confession.
2006-12-04 00:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by firefly08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It should start,
Once upon a time
2006-12-03 23:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say im sorry the country is in such a mess!
2006-12-03 23:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by smity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the people no more tax payers money will be squandered on them and they will get real jobs
2006-12-03 23:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by chav69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her speech bores the hell out of me. why cant she tell us what her new years resolution is and what she got for xmas, far more amusing!!
2006-12-03 23:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by louise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
' I herby resign & my last instruction is to make Britain a republic'
2006-12-03 23:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by DAVE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋