2006-12-03 21:33:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
because his best friend was about to vote him best answer and he was keeping a look out or Sprinkle coming....
2006-12-03 21:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would like to back up the Correct fact that humpty dumpty was in fact an old war cannon, an egg has just been put in it's place for the nursery ryhmes. If you want proof of this text 83336 as this answers all your questions (i am not adverstising cos i work for them by the way).
2006-12-03 22:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by ima_fat_tw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Humpty Dumpty is an egg is not actually stated in the rhyme. In its first printed form, in 1810, it is a riddle, and exploits for misdirection the fact that "humpty dumpty" was 18th-Century reduplicative slang for a short, clumsy person. Whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall would not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as Boule Boule in French, or Lille
2006-12-03 21:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because he was rather obese and therefore got out of breath easily. If he'd known how unsafe it was he probably would have waited till he found a seat somewhere. Does anyone know what happened to all his bits and pieces when all the king's horses and men couldn't put him back together again? What a way to start a Monday morning!!!!!!!!
2006-12-03 21:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by garfish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this is going to bore you but....Humpty Dumpty was a canon...not sure which war cos I'm not up on my history but all I know is that it was a canon and when they tried to fire it, it fell off the wall and all the kings men tried to fix it but couldn't!!!.....sorry!
2006-12-03 21:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head.
2006-12-03 21:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by ANON 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
to add to an earlier answer, humpty dumpty was indeed a canon on the walls of colchester castle, from where it fell, sad..
2006-12-04 02:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kurly Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know the history, like the ugly duckin, when Humpy was born he had a problem .. all his brothers and sisters were in egg form and they all hatched.
Humpy however NEVER hatched. He came out different.
Because he wanted to hatch, he tried to go closer to the sun, to keep him warm, so he could hatch from the egg quicker. But ended up falling.
2006-12-03 21:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by hhgdgdfg 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
t'was outside a school and we all know the rumours about dumpty !
2006-12-03 21:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually, humpty dumpty was a girl. She wanted the mens' attention so she'll finally be able to see them close up! lol........
Not true^^^. Actually, HE just wanted to sit, he lost his ballance and fell.
2006-12-03 21:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I know, surely it would have been safer to sit on the floor or a bench. A bit of foresight and he would have been OK!!!!
2006-12-03 21:36:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋